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Hey FOLK :) I Hope You Had A Good Weekend... The Net Went Out Here So Emailing SUCKED >.<
Thank goodness i prepared Friday for todays
BLOG :)
Homer Simpson: [as Joseph] A pregnant virgin? That's every man's worst nightmare!
Lisa Simpson: [as the herald angel] Fear not, Mary. You are full of grace.
Homer Simpson: That's not all she's full of.
Lisa Simpson: Quiet, you.
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"Simpsons Christmas Stories"
is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' seventeenth season.
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Lisa Simpson: [as the herald angel] Fear not, Mary. You are full of grace.
Homer Simpson: That's not all she's full of.
Lisa Simpson: Quiet, you.
I want to start off by posting the FULL " How The Grinch Stole
Christmas Cartoon.. You Can Push Play Now Or watch it later :)
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Some Funny Christmas Funnys
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Bad Christmas Gift Ideas
10. The Man Catcher Voodoo Kit: Nothing says 'I think you are
reaching the point of desperation' more than a gift of voodoo
charms meant to attract a mate
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9. The Handi-Cleanse Personal Bidet: While personal
hygiene is important, the exact method that your friends and family use
to freshen up should be left for them to decide
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8. The Bulge: Even if some people buy an item that
fills out the front of their underpants, no one should be
given such an item
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7. The Razorba Back Shaver: There is only one way
to remove your back hair without enlisting the help of another person.
It is called the Razorba, a strange invention and horrible gift idea
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6. Bubbles Butt Lifting Lingerie: Even if it is a good idea.
Even if your friend looks the same front-to-back. Even if they weigh
50 pounds less than you. Don't do it.
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5. Anal Bleaching Cream: This year E! channel made
a big deal out of anal bleaching and sales skyrocketed. Fortunately
for all of us anal bleaching cream won't make it on anyone's wish list
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4. The Hardness Factor: Books on erectile
dysfunction, while useful,don't work well as stocking stuffers
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3. The Strippers Guide To Looking Great Naked:
Some gifts say "I love you". Some gifts say: "I care about you";.
This gift says: "I don't like the way you look naked"
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2. A Nose Hair Trimmer: Rarely will you see a
retailer try to discourage sales but each year we ask people not
to buy nose hair trimmers for their relatives. Unfortunately
over 1,000's do >.< ROFL
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...And the worst gift idea .................
1. Cross Dress for Success: Even if Aunt Mildred
used to be Uncle Milton you might want to let that tidbit of family
history rest for a little while. A how-to book won't solve anything
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SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN RE-RECUT
Questions On My Mind
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in the sky…
Q: Why Does Pluto live in a dog house, eat dog food, but Goofy, who is
also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Q: What is Satan’s last name?
Q: At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
Q: Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
Q: Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
Q: Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
Q: If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that
was electrocuted for his last meal?
Q: Can bald people get lice?
Q: Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Q: If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they
‘died laughing’?
Funny Adult Christmas Ornaments
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With Christmas fast approaching, I decided to take a look at some of this year’s funniest adult Christmas tree ornaments. These naughty ornaments are sure to have your holiday guests either laughing historically or completely appalled. If you are looking to spice up your ornament collection this year, consider purchasing one of the dirty or sexy ornaments shown below.
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A JOKE
Two Arabs on a Flight
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After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”
“Don’t get up,” said the Marine, “I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.”
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too.”Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
“Why does it have to be this way?” he asked. “How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”
DILDO OF THE WEEK
ROFL
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MOVIE QUOTE and PIC of THE DAY
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TRON: Legacy (2010)
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I'd never see. And then, one day, something happened. Something... extraordinary.
Young Sam: What was it?
Kevin Flynn: That's gonna have to wait until next time.
[Kevin kisses Sam on the forehead]
News Reporter: Encom CEO Kevin Flynn was reported missing today. He was last seen at his home, with his son, Sam.
I Just Got to LOL cause in the orig. MOVIE He Says THE SAME DAMN THING
and No I am NOT A FAN OF TRON WHAT SO EVER, I JUST WANT TO SEE IF Jeff Bridges can still try to act seriouse in an stupied movie. Remember Tron was From 1982 and he was AWWWFUL acting back then .
HAVE A GREAT DAY " DON'T WORK TO HARD, SMILE
and REMEMBER LOVE is NEVER FAR AWAY "
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SPIDER 10 ME WINNER
killer of spiders :)
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Elvis Presley
A Boy Like Me, A Girl Like You -
Then I must believe wishes come true
I just look at you and I touch your hand
And this ordinary world becomes a wonderland
There are many girls I have met before
But I pass them by because I knew
There would be this magic moment,
One to last a lifetime through
When a boy like me meets a girl like you
When a boy like me meets a girl like you
cake in deed is yummy
