OFF Stuff For Fun Reads: Top Off Tuesday

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Looks Like Cali Is cooooooling Down

Bring on The Lightning :)

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Today I submet To You The Last Of My Vids :) Hope You ENJOY

Alice in Wonderland

So As I was Doing these I said to myself I Need TO DO More SCARRRYYYYYYY stuff seeing it is almost Halloween .......

Marry Poppins

E.T Horror

This one I Did From Scratch

The Rob Zombie Movie

Guy and music Are All Dubbed In

Beer + .........

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The Texas Dildo Massacr

I wonder if health insurance covers something like this:

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Saint Mary's County woman was hospitalized after she was injured in an accident over the weekend involving a sex toy.

TheBayNet confirms that authorities received a call from a man who said his partner was injured after he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade and used it on her.

Rescue crews responded and found a woman severely wounded and bleeding.

The woman was transported to the Prince George's County Hospital Center.

The case remains under investigation and the condition of the woman is unknown at this time.

more info about this couples freak sesh:

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When love happen

............you'll never see toothbrush the same way.....

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No spoon.......just forks around!!!!

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.....And NAILED it!!!!

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don't panic if you're lost your key........just call the locksmith

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NOTES :)

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Wear it proudly

yep!!......you can't look, but you can touch....

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hm......yep I r3ally w4nt to g3t l4id

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Agriculture fire-guns of yore

Why the hell does no one advertise great stuff like this anymore?

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Three Kinds

A family is at the dinner table. The

son asks his father, 'Dad, how many

kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well,

son, there are three kinds of Boobs.

In her 20's, a woman's are like

melons, round and firm. In her 30's to

40's, they are like pears, still nice but

hanging a bit. After 50, they are like

onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make

you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter

so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many

kinds of 'willies' are there?'.

The mother, surprised, smiles and

answers, 'Well dear, a man goes

through three phases. In his 20's, his

willy is like an oak tree, mighty and

hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like

a birch, flexible but reliable. After his

50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls

are just for decoration.'

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This is some FUNNYYYY ASSS STUFF

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EMOTICONS

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FUNNY

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OF The WEEK


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IT"S TIME

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Todays Movie Quote and Pic

Sex Drive (2008)

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Lance: Dude, what the fuck?
Ian: I don't want her along.
Lance: Oh, really? You don't want to bring Yoko on your sex trip? Yeah, no shit. She's always cock-blocking you.
Ian: No, she isn't. She doesn't even have a...
Lance: Okay, twat blocking. Professor.
Lance: I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?

Thats IT For TODAY

HAVE A AWESOME TUESDAY

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