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Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Rather Be At Work

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I DEFF NEED TO MAKE NEW BANNER HEADERS ROFL , HOPE YOU HAD A 
NICE MONDAY,
I HAD THE DAY OFF >.< RATHER BE WORKING !! BORING DAY, And With the damn storm I have too keep turning off and on my NET >.< So doing my blog takes like 7 hrs.... NO REALLY 7 count them :) I also want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NIECE SPRINGY :) I sent you a card ") How is Japan, and EVERY ONE ? Miss YOU !!








Birthday Ecards Greetings Scraps





DO NOT READ BLOW ADULTS ONLY 
 
OK FREOM HERE DOWN PLUG YOUR EARS AND CLOSE YOUR EYES :)

So here I am wih the song "PEACHES" Stuck in my head :) and  "LUMP" I think the words to Lump should Changed TO LIMP ROFL Would go like this "I LIMP .. I'M LIMP IT MIGHT BE DEAD..... !!! HEEE EEEE HEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!
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IT'S TIME FOR MY ..............
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 1
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The Simpsons "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"

(Homer is amazed at Fat Tony's home.)
Homer: Wow, your paintings have

brush marks. (Gasps) And your

statues have weiners!

(On the way to school, Otto stops

the bus and offers Metallica a ride;

their tour bus has broken down.)
Otto: So what are you waiting for?

Hop in.
James Hetfield: (Chuckles) Hop in

what?
(The school bus peels away with

Bart at the wheel.)
Bart: Look at me, I'm Otto! I'm a

hundred years old and I drive a

school bus!
Otto: Oh, man. Maybe me and

Metallica can go splitsies on a cab.
(Hans Moleman slowly drives by in a

pickup truck, with Metallica and their

gear in the bed of the truck.)
Kirk Hammett: Hey, loser, we got a

ride from a real fan!
Hans Moleman: I used to sleep with

Lars' grandmother.
Robert Trujillo: Never listen to our

music again!
(Hans Moleman pulls away as

Metallica plays an instrumental from

the song, "Master of Puppets.")



WINNING

I know, I know… a lot of you are

already tired of the Charlie Sheen jokes. Hell, most of them write

themselves. It’s hard not to make a joke or two. If the buzz on the

Internet is any indication, he truly is

“winning”.

Seriously though, I wouldn’t just throw

up any old joke when I know some

of the ones you’ve been hearing are getting old.

But this one is a little too good to pass up.

Jimmy Fallon introduces the men’s

frangrance, “Winning” from Charlie Sheen…
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Charlie Sheen Live My Violent Torpedo Of Truth Tickets Sales Stall In The Northeast. Is Boston Too Educated For Charlie Sheen?
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Charlie Sheen is by no means a dumb guy. He has made millions on dick and fart jokes. From Spin City to Two and a Half Men – Young Guns to Major League he has made a fortune playing pretty much himself in different settings. Now Charlie Sheen or should I say Carlos Irwin Estévez is finally shedding the Cowboy hat and the Cleveland Indians cap and talking his show on the road -as himself. He has announced Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.

The first couple of shows announced for Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth sold out in record time. What Charlie did wrong after that was twofold. He didn’t not quit while he was ahead. Secondly he decided to bring his show to the state most recently named most intelligent state in the US.

No one knows the format of Charlie’s Show yet. I hope you are not expecting something along the lines of “A Evening With Kim Ung-Yong”. Cuz brother you anit gettin it. One can guess it will be a one man bitchfest about the Networks, Jon Cryer and his ex-wives. I am sure there will be plenty of porn stars and strippers on stage and in the audience…it will be a ho fest.

Another thing I am sure of is My Violent Torpedo of Truth will make its way to Showtime or maybe in a longshot to HBO in a few months. It will eventually find itself in the reduced price DVD pile where I will most likely finally pick it up for 3 dollars.
While Detroit and Chicago are clamoring for hundred dollar tickets to this borefest. I guess Bostonians are too smart to drop cold cash on this direct to DVD garbage. 1688 tickets remain unsold of the 7200 tickets available for the Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth Boston show. I am sure that same night the Boston Symphony Orchestra will sell out; as will The Red Sox against the Tampa Bay Rays and hopefully the Bruins Playoff game.

Carlos Irwin Estévez will have to funnel hundreds of the tickets to his show to radio stations and giveaways to claim a victory at Boston University’s Arena. Why they booked this show at Boston University is a mystery to me anyway. I am guessing Harvard and MIT were unavailable that night.

WINNING?…

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I Found this bitches rant online and i have a come back !!!

Seriously, you guys, Charlie Sheen is an asshole
Yeah, so,  I hate that people like Charlie Sheen.
He is a thrice-divorce, drug-addicted asshole who has a history of banging every porn star in the country and beating up women. But hey, he stars in a hit sitcom so all is forgiven.
Seriously, America, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Why are people so willing to forgive and forget when it comes to someone like Charlie Sheen, but when it comes to Lindsay Lohan, they hope and pray for her to fail?

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Me: So because he is "thrice-divorced" we must hate him? Hmm Lady Looking at your pic you look like you need to get layed and maybe get yourself a porn star, All i can say is at least the man is honest (unlike your Lohan)Let us compare at a small leavel.... NAWWWW Fuck It... "AT LEAST HE SHOWS UP FOR COURT and tells the Judge yep  I LOVE MY DRUGS..... and ohhhh i forgot HIS PORN STARS .....
Your Right we do hope and pray for Lohan to fail, WHY YOU ASK? CAUSE SHE IS STUPID !!
 Just as you have your appion I have mine but to start the " we should be ashamed of ourselves"come on lady get a clue!!Just because your Pressious LOHAN is a loser and can't
help herself either dosen't mean you have to poke.... opps i mean hate of Sheen.


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The Top 10 Other Gigs Lindsay Lohan Failed to Fulfill
10. Grand Marshal of the Pearblossom Cocaine Festival

9. Personal appearance at the Diet Pepsi “taller, sassier Skinny Can” Bong-Off

8. Twelve rounds against a pregnant Tonya Harding

7. Command performance of hit single “Rumors” at official Hosni Mubarak retirement party

6. Accept Honorary Nobel Prize in Shoplifting Sciences

5. Spirited round of doubles crack-smoking with Charlie Sheen and friends

4. Speaking out for first time regarding a controversial dog-fighting conviction on Oprah

3. Romantic evening with that “39-year-old divorced lobbyist" with "the unbelievable guns" from Craigslist

2. Audience Q&A at First Annual Mean Girls-Con

1. Rehab


Charlie Sheen Jokes
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Personaly I LIKE Charlie Sheen,
Very Funny and If you think about it
at least he is honest ROFL, but One can't
help but Do The Jokes, SRY Sheen you Kinda
have us with no other options.

Charlie Sheen, whoremonger, coke-head, pathetic drunk and borderline psychotic has made such a fool of himself that he deserves ridicule and his own section of jokes.

The following were collected from the Internet plus I added a few of my own:

Q: What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and Muamar Qadafi?
A: Qadafi is nowhere near a crazed megalomaniac as Sheen.

Comedian Joan Rivers tweeted, "I hear there's so much snow on the ground in New York City that it looks like they're filming 'The Charlie Sheen Story.'"

Q: Sheen's ex-wife is seeking full legal custody of both kids. What is Charlie seeking?
A: Filthy whores and pornstars.

Q: Who will suffer the most financially from Charlie Sheen's legal problems?
A: Filthy whores and pornstars.

Q: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take in January?
A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Q: Why did Charlie Sheen threaten his wife with a knife?
A: Because he left his gun in Los Angeles!

Q: What's the name of the new Charlie Sheen sitcom?
A: Two And A Half Personalities.

Q: What is Higher?
A1: Food prices
A2: Gas Prices
A3: Unemployment
A4: Charlie Sheen

Q: What part of the female anatomy is Charlie's favorite?
A: A woman's chin - so he has a place to rest his testicles.

charlie sheen crazy eyesCharlie Sheen walks into a bar with a beat-up, filthy, cock-eyed parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at him in disgust and asks, "Sheesh, where did you find that crazy-looking thing? The parrot says, "In Hollywood."


Charlie Sheen stumbles into a whorehouse with a beer in each hand and yells out, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the city!"

"We got her!" replies the madam. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."

Charlie pays the madam for the whore and stomps up the stairs, kicks open the second door on the right and yells, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the city!" The woman inside the room looks at Charlie and says, "You found her!" She then strips naked, bends over and grabs her ankles.

Surprised, Charlie asks, "How do you know I want to do it in that position?"

"I don't," replies the whore, "but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started."


When Charlie Sheen was a little lad in the fifth grade he yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Charlie, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Charlie thought for a bit, then said, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!"

Charlie Sheen goes into a police station crying and bawling. The cop asks him what's wrong. Charlie tells him that back at his home he has two gorgeous, stunning women who provide him with unimaginable pleasure, that cook for him, clean the house, and who don't care if he comes home drunk.

The cop scratches his head and asks, "But if you have all that why are you here crying?"

Sheen tells him, "Because I don't remember where I live."

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 That is all I Got For Today


TODAYS MOVIE PIC and QUOTE of the DAY
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Due Date (2010)
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Ethan Tremblay: Where's your dad?
Peter Highman: Uh... no idea.
Ethan Tremblay: When's the last time you saw him?
Peter Highman: 1977. He had his bags packed at the door and he picked them up and put in the back of his car. And, uh, drove away. Last time I ever saw him.
Ethan Tremblay: [begins laughing hysterically]
Ethan Tremblay: That's so funny! My dad would never do that, he loved me!

HAVE A GREAT DAY 
DON'T WORK TO HARD
SMILE I LOVE YOU

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Elvis Presley
Ready Teddy
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Ready, set, go man go;
I got a gal that I love so!

I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy rea-dy,
I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy.
I'm rea-dy rea-dy rea-dy to, eh ...
Rock'n'roll!

Goin' down to the corner,
pick up my sweetie pie;
she's my rock-n-roll baby,
she's the "apple of my eye."

Rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy.
I'm rea-dy rea-dy rea-dy to, eh ...
Rock'n'roll!

Got a flat top-catch and a dungaree doll,
I'm headed for the gym to the sock-hop ball.
The joint's really jumpin';
The cats are going wild.
The music really sends me -
I dig that crazy style!

Rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy.
I'm rea-dy rea-dy rea-dy to, eh ...
Rock'n'roll!

{instrumental ...}

A flat top-catch and a dungaree doll,
I'm headed for the gym to the sock-hop ball.
The joint's really jumpin';
The cats are going wild.
The music really sends me -
I dig that crazy style!

Rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm a rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy.
I'm a rea-dy rea-dy rea-dy to, eh ...
Rock'n'roll!

Gonna kick off my shoes,
roll up my faded jeans.
Grab my rock'n'roll baby,
pour on the steam!
Shove it to the left;
Shove it to the right;
Gonna rock'n'roll,
till the early, early night.

Rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy,
I'm a rea-dy ...
rea-dy rea-dy teddy.
I'm a rea-dy rea-dy rea-dy to, eh ...
Rock'n'roll!















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