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 It's Sunday and I wanted to Do You A Blog :) Why you ask Because I Love You and I Can ROFL :)

So Lets Get IT ON !!!

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There was a woman in a tattoo parlor and she asked for a turkey tattooed on the inside of her right thigh. The guy who was tattoo thought that over for a second ask then asked, "A turkey? Whatever you say."
So he gave her the tattoo, and about a month later she showed up again asking for a tattoo of Santa Claus on the inside of her left thigh. Once again he looked at her and thought that this woman was crazy, but he implied with her wishes.
While she was paying for the second tattoo, he couldn`t help but look up and ask, "Miss, just out of curiosity, why did you make these choices?"
And she replied, "My husband says there`s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

 Life-Tax

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Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him til
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
To my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

 TODAYS MOVIE QUOTE and PIC of THE DAY

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MADISON COUNTY

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“If you’re here...you’re already dead.” “Pretend you’re somewhere else.”

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HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY ,

If You Have To Work 

DON'T WORK TO HARD

Smile and Remember You 

are LOVED

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MORENO 10

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Catchin' On Fast
Elvis Presley

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Won't you show me how to kiss
Put your lips on mine
Do you do it just like this
Tell me I'm doing fine
We got a good thing going now take your time
Come on and make it last.
Love may be new to you but Oooh, I'm catchin' on fast

Give, give, gimme all you've got to give
Love, love, love every moment you live
Now you've taught me all you know
Have I passed the test
Show me all you've got to show
Baby you're the best

But tell me I've learned quickly and I know each trick
I'm sure love's gonna last
Love maybe new to you but Oooh I'm catchin' on fast


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