OFF Stuff For Fun Reads: Saturday at The Shop

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Working on Saturday Sux LOL no one comes in the shop , Well at least i get to blog :)

Pull The Coffee Trigger Already.......
Here is Your Morning Coffee . . or in some cases your Pepsi :)
Enjoy the Blog :)

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PLAY WITH MY HAMSTER ( that so didn't come out right) :)

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What Happens To Popcorn When It’s Hot Outside?

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They tend to pop! And where it’s
really funny to some, others are not so happy.

I Did Not Hit You. I Simply…

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All Praise To The Google!!

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There isn’t much Google doesn’t know and the answer to most any question can
simply be ‘Google It.’

Smile. Some Giraffe Likes You.

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Should Whipping It Be Considered? Handy Flowchart. ROFL

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When should you whip it? Whip it good?

Facebook – It’s All About Sex

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This is why Facebook is the largest website on the internet. It’s all about sex
right from the login screen.Way to go Facebook!

If The Light Is On For More Than 4 Hours, You Have A Problem

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And You Wonder What’s Wrong With People OR WOOOHOOOOOO !!! :)

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Breaking News: State of Economy Includes Porn – SFW

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Believe it or not, the intrest rate remains unchanged, but the images of porn in
the background continue to change.

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What is this guy thinking? It’s not like he’s in his own private office. He sits
a desk in the middle of the room! Idiot.
Note to self: Don’t look at porn when my co-worker is live on TV and they

can see my screen.

Are You An Angel Or Devil in Bed?

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Are you an angle or a devil in bed? Not sure? Then grab this sweet pillow case
and find out for yourself. Rather look like you were killed by an ax murderer?
You can do that as well.Sure looks like a lot of fun, but doubt it’s as cool as
pictured though.

Betrayal. Some People Will Do Anything To Win.

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If it’s not bad enough that you make your best friend carry you around, eat bad
guys, and do all the hard work for you, you then ditch him just to win the game.
Talk about betrayal.

How To Make Your Own 1-Up Mushroom

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As a way to trick your kids into eating their veggies, cut them into cute 1-Up

mushrooms from Super Mario!

McDonalds Has No Boy Toys ROFL !!!

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Sorry girls, all the McDonalds boy toys are sold out. Sorry about that. Check
back tomorrow. Or Use Budda :)

Hang On TP. I’ll Save You

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Shit. This can’t end good.

Forget About Voodoo, I Hope You Step On A Lego lego ouch

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There are many things you can wish upon your enemy, but stepping on a lego might
be one of the worst. Those stupid little blocks hurt like hell!

Spring Is Here Which Means Its Pot Season

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Play on words. I like it. Local police and conservative moms won’t.

Every Time A Woman Turns 40, A Cougar Is Born

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Women don’t get older, they get sexier.

Love Is In The Air (I Think)

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Love is in the air. So much so that the zebras and lions are hugging it out.
Well at least I think they are. Unless… well…. I’m sure this lion is a
vegetarian.

Hangovers Kick Ass OR Prom The NEXT DAY :)