April Fools Day

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Hello Folk, Welp I Am Back on a Friday ROFL.... Will have time to Do My WEEKEND Blogs

It Is April 1st and I Got Nothing Just Some odds and ends But No Jokes, I Do How Ever Want to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Christi Broodfoot Happy Birthday OLD LADY 

( she will never read this >.< )

SHALL WE CUT TO THE CHASE? GOOD LETS GET TO IT :)

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April Fool's: Harmonix announces Cowbell Hero

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Chris Walken names self producer for upcoming Guitar Hero follow-up; track list to feature Huey Lewis performing GWAR, LL Cool J covers.


APRIL 1--After the breakthrough success of Guitar Hero, developer Harmonix promptly went to work on a proper sequel for its rhythm-genre rocker.

"We had a ton of ideas right out of the gate," explained Harmonix producer Roger Stantonz. "Just the features we wound up cutting from the original game would have made for enough innovations for the sequel. It's really kind of a shame that we had to scrap it."

Shortly after Guitar Hero's meteoric rise to the middle of the sales charts, Stantonz was contacted by famed actor Christopher Walken (The Deer Hunter, The Country Bears). Walken informed him that Harmonix's next project would not be a Guitar Hero sequel but would instead be a spin-off called Cowbell Hero.

"It was off-putting to say the least," Stantonz recalls. "I mean, you go through life watching this guy's movies, and he's a major star and you pray every night before you go to bed that you never meet him, and the next thing you know he's calling you up on your unlisted home number at 4 a.m. one Sunday morning and he's telling you how to do your job."

Stantonz said there was a bad connection, and the phone company dropped the call at first. Walken remembers it differently.

"He thought I was some kind of a crank caller and hung up on me," Walken said. "I did not appreciate that discourtesy, so I called back and let him know this in no uncertain terms. Long story short, Mr. Stantonz saw merit in my argument that there was no market for a sequel to Guitar Hero, and that his next game should, in fact, be Cowbell Hero. I do believe that, if anything, this world is in dire need of more cowbell."

True to his word, Stantonz showed up at work bright and early that Monday, ready to start work on the game. "When I came in, he was already hard at work on the game, which is odd, because I'm the one who unlocks the front door each morning. All the lights were off and he was just sitting there at my workstation, staring intently at the screen."

Walken had indeed been busy over the weekend, constructing a prototype Cowbell Hero controller using a simplified version of the Guitar Hero interface. The cowbell itself will have one button on the side of the bell, which players will have to strike in time with the music as the on-screen cues indicate. Walken's design document calls for a multiplayer mode, but Stantonz has yet to work out a feasible way to make Walken's "Duelin' Cowbells" vision a reality.

Like Guitar Hero, the game will include a track list of songs practically synonymous with the instrument. With the exception of the song "Heart and Soul" by Huey Lewis and the News, all songs will be performed by a soundalike cover artist. Due to budgetary constraints, Harmonix has decided that the cover artist will also be Huey Lewis. The full list of songs included in the game is as follows:

-Bachman-Turner Overdrive - "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"
-Black Crowes - "Gone"
-Blue Oyster Cult - "Don't Fear the Reaper"
-Climax Blues Band - "Couldn't Get it Right"
-Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Down on the Corner"
-David Bowie - "Diamond Dogs"
-Dan Fogelberg - "The Language of Love"
-Dream Theater - "Caught in a Web"
-Grand Funk Railroad - "We're an American Band"
-Grateful Dead - "Touch of Grey"
-GWAR - "Rock 'n' Roll Never Felt So Good"
-Hall and Oates - "Private Eyes"
-Huey Lewis & The News - "Heart and Soul"
-LL Cool J - "Rock the Bells"
-Mountain - "Mississippi Queen"
-Nazareth - "Hair of the Dog"
-Peaches & Herb - "Shake Your Groove Thing"
-The Refreshments - King of the Hill theme
-Santana - "Oye Como Va?"
-Skid Row - "Monkey Business"
-Strawberry Alarm Clock - "Incense and Peppermint"
-Stealers Wheel - "Stuck in the Middle With You"
-Twisted Sister - "We're Not Gonna Take It"
-War - "Low Rider"
-Yes - "Owner of a Lonely Heart"  

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SO LETS HAVE MORE COWBELL!!!!! 

A favor

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me?

Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,  "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father!   …. Next! "

THE 27 WORST FAMILY FEUD ANSWERS EVER

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FAMILY-FUED-SM I've also been fascinated by how one of those five people will crack under the pressure and cost everyone else on their team a chance to walk away with $32.87.

As a result, I've polled 100 people to find the best "worst" answers ever given on Family Feud. The top 27 answers are on the board.

 I've always been fascinated by groups of five people who try to guess what 100 randomly selected people have said for a chance to win $10,000, which they'll split between themselves before splitting it again with the government. Which will leave each of them with about $32.87 for their troubles.

Here are just a few:

    Question: Name a musician who goes by one name.
    #1 Answer: Madonna
    Worst Answer: Reba McIntyre
    Louie Anderson's Response: Show me the strike.

    Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating.
    #1 Answer: Bra
    Worst Answer: Used condom

    Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered.
    #1 Answer: It's cold
    Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address
    Louie Anderson's Response: And you just happened to be there.

    Question: Name the best month to schedule a wedding.
    #1 Answer: June
    Worst Answer: Summer


Things My Mother Taught Me

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My mother taught me LOGIC.
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me."

My mother taught me MEDICINE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD.
“If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on. Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE.
 "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you. Don't talk back to me!"

My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat all of your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me about GENETICS.
"You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE.
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home."

And my all time favorite thing, JUSTICE.
"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.   Then you'll see what it's like."

MONSTER BAIT ????

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Sexy sugar-smeared saffron sandalwood over lickable vanilla

cream with a splash of butter rum.ROFL the things i find online :)

Terrorists

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . .

Bomb No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here? Duh!!!!!

Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen

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 A young man was strolling down a street in south London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again.

Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole.

He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen ..."

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Since I was doing some Tees on Spongebob I Decited to find ans Make some Funny Pics Enjoy :)

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ROFL These Ones Are Good :)

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Enjoy Some Sounds ...... Lets See If You Can Refrain From Touching ROFL :)

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NOW IT IS TIME FOR!!!!!!!

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THE Predalien

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I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP ROFL IT WAS FOUND AT
LINK ALIEN DILDOS ROFL

TODAYS MOVIE QUOTE and PIC OF THE DAY !!! Daaaa Daaaa Daaaa Daaaaaaaa :)

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Paul (2011)

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Graeme Willy: You are an alien!
Paul: To you I am, yes.
Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us?
Paul: *Why* does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass? 




 

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That Is All I Have for Today HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY

And A AWESOME WEEKEND DON'T WORK TO HARD

SMILE YOU ARE MUCH LOVED :)

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MORENO 10

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Elvis Presley Riding The Rainbow 

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I'm riding the rainbow
Hitting the highway to happiness
Oh yes, I'm looking to find someone
Whose meant to be mine

I'm living to love and loving to live
I've got a heart, I'm longing to give
I'm riding the rainbow
I'll follow that star to where you are

I'm riding the rainbow
Heading for heaven and happiness
I guess somebody somewhere
Someday will teach me to care

But being alone
Don't bother me
I'm free to have fun
It's fun to be free

I'm riding the rainbow
I'll follow that star
I'm riding the rainbow
To where you are

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