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LOL WHAT MORE CAN I SAY BUT ROFL DEAD !!!!

"SOME ONES KNOCKING

AT THE DOOR , SOME BUDDY'S

RINGING THE BELL"

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STRIKE FORCE
At about 3:30 ET a raid was launched by about 40 Navy Seals from a base in Afghanistan. About 24 Navy Seals got out of the helicopters. Usama Bin Laden was asked to surrender, but apparently refused ( DIP SHIT). A firefight ensued and one of Bin Laden’s sons was also killed. Usama Bin Laden was shot in the head.

Chinook and Blackhawk helicopters flew the Navy Seals from a base in Afghanistan. Pakistan did not help in the operation.

One of the helicopters was possibly hit by gunfire, and was involved in a hard landing. There is a report that Pakistan video was showing a video of one of the helicopters burning on an empty lawn in front of the compound.

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MY POINT? DON'T FUCK WITH MY AMERICA

USA!!! USA!! USA!!

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I LOVE THE FACT WE
THROUGH HIS ASS TO THE SEA
WE ARE LIKE THE MOB MAN ROFL
FEED HIM TO THE FISH.

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“The fight against terror goes on, but tonight America has sent an unmistakable message: No matter how long it takes, justice will be done.” George W. Bush

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Recently, I came across a funny thought. What if Al Qaeda were to post jobs on the Internet for various vacancies.

Al Qaeda, the world’s finest terrorist organization leading in terrorism is looking forward to expand globally. Al

Qaeda has a large portfolio of services such as kidnapping, murder, rape, bomb blasts, extortions, human bomb

suicides, mass destruction and spreading terror.

We are looking for young, dynamic and aggressive individuals with the right blend of experience, qualification and

talent for various positions. If you think you qualify for one of these posts, please send us an email at

idontknowwhyiamreadingthis@wtf.com with the job code and position in the subject line. Also mention your current

and expected CTC.

Job Code – ALQ01

Job Title – CEO (Chief Elimination Officer)

Job Description – As the CEO, you will be responsible to foresee the daily operation of Al Qaeda. Long story

short, you will be responsible for directing execution of hostages, eliminating any hostility towards Al Qaeda’s

methodology. The candidate needs to have a minimum experience of 20 years in a similar role with terror groups.

The candidate will be a figurehead of our organization and would directly report to the Big O.

Job Code – ALQ02

Job Title – CFO (Chief Fraud Officer)

Job Description – As the CFO, you will be responsible for bringing in funds to our organization by the virtue of

frauds from big multinational companies. Your primary responsibility will include extortion and infiltration from

companies with minimum revenue of $ 1 billion. You will create fake accounts to transfer money to Al Qaeda and use

only “Illegal” means to do the transaction.

Job Code – ALQ03

Job Title – CTO (Chief Terrorism Officer)

Job Description – As the CTO, the incumbent would be responsible for the execution of key terrorism activities of

our organization. The individual would promote and give interviews to spread the word of terrorism globally. Other

activities include but are not limited to new weapon launches, strategic alliances, Merger and Acquisitions with

key terrorist groups.

Job Code – ALQ04

Job Title – CIO (Chief Inspirational Officer)

Job Description – The CIO would be responsible for inspiring new candidates to shed their fear and join our

organization. Besides brainwashing, you will be responsible for motivating them to move ahead and make a bright

career in terrorism.

Job Code – ALQ05

Job Title – CLO (Chief Ladaku Officer)

Job Description – As a CLO, you will be responsible for engaging the new candidates in fights with the government

of both developed and developing nations. You will be responsible to take charge, strategize the organization’s

plans for conquest, and conquer.

You will be notified about the interview venue, date and time shortly after we receive your resume. Please send us

your latest photograph with at least two weapons in hand for consideration. For more information log in to our

website – www.istilldonotknowwhythehelliamreadingthis.com