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What it is with Moreno10's Blog and vaginas, we’ll never know.
On That Note Fair
WARNING TO DAYS BLOG IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK or PRUDE PPL :)
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OK Let's See The Warning Was Put UP ......Check
The Room is Clear....Check
Boss is not around....Check
NO KIDS around.....Check
OK FOLK .. LETS JUST JUMP RIGHT TO IT
DAMN WHAT A SLOW WEEKEND >.<
I DID was GOT BIT BY A DAMN SPIDER
Ohhhhhh GUESS YOU WANT TO GET TO THE BLOG
Chips Ahoy!
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And I thought most G Strings looked like eye-patches! Anyway, this little cooter-patch is called the C String, a new, skimpier take on the G String. The most frightening thing about the C String is that the tip of the “panties” might would absolutely end up in the escape-hatch only (yes, really) hole. True (although I have no basis for my statements) story.
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Really, Real Touch?
This is the Real Touch, a newish sex toy for men. It was designed and tested by a NASA engineer. Who presumably no longer works for NASA. Here’s part of the Real Touch’s press release: The futuristic-looking computer peripheral simulates motion, adjusts temperature and provides lubrication. The encoding is deciphered by a custom Windows Media Player plugin. NO MORE LONLY NIGHTS.
Street Fighter Condom
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I never could get the button combinations right in the game, I doubt this will help me get them with the ladies.
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Why would you want to have sex with fake her, she looks frightening. I can't even stand her in life let alone a fLUGLY ASS ( no pun intended) DOLL .Who writes these things? it sounds like a twelve year old boy. her shitty? Who wants to have sex with something that has poop in it. I BET Ferris Bueller is LOVEING This one..OHHH WAIT NVM.
Orgasmatron 3000
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Dominic Wilcox has taken his obsession with the every day objects and created the ultimate sex toy for the kinky stay-at-home-mom. The UK artist says the Orgasmatron 3000 can be made to order when it comes to your choice of leather! and washing machine. The machine above has six sexy settings, ranging from oh! to oooooooh!. Yee-Haw!
Spermies
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The candy you love to swallow, indeed. Bursting with flavor. Best you’ve ever had.I’ll stop there..........................................
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Record distance for a jet of ejaculatory fluids. 18 feet. Just imagine a guy getting a ruler to measure. SPERM MAN TO THE RESCUE! I SHOOT THE BAD GUYS WITH MY POSSIBLE CHILDREN.
Lady Gaga love doll
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Lady Gaga love doll......Oh, I get it. Poke-Her-Face. Poker Face. The song. Poke her face. With your dick. Your dick-so stick.Funny. And DON"T forget it's from the Makers of Pipedream just sayin' .
Ahhhhhhh JAPAN Has Done It AGAIN
Penis Ice Cream.
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She’s got two of them! Look at that girls facePRICELESS !!!!
Love Land
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Love Land. Located in Korea, it is a sex themed park. Korea is starting to look like a weird ass country to me.
Penis lollipops and old ladies.
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Why? No idea. Funny? Very. I wonder if they do really sell this stuff.
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A dildo shaped lollipop. It squirts out a gooey liquid when it is squeezed. This product is aimed at kids.!!!! WTF
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It’s an Atari 2600 porn game. About General Custer with a huge dick, boning some Native girl (on a cactus). While arrows fly down on him.People masturbated to this. Ohhh Yahhhh Look At them BOOBS..... I mean pixels
Speaking of Games Found this on yesterday whilst looking for stuff to Blog
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You could augment your doll’s breasts and make her skinnier by crashing her diet. Did I mention that this is for 7 year olds?
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You know how nintendo always says that the Wii is for everyone? Like, everything from soccer moms to eight year olds to the Pope or whatever? Well now everyone can have a sex helper. The best part?You get to control another person’s vibrator as opposed to your own, which makes them masturbation devices for people who should just be having actual sex.
Craigs list TV Porn
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Naked Music
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Naked Music
add Optional moaning sound effects available. It gives you eargasms.
Santa Porn.
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HO HO HO with a new meaning. I want you to be very naughty this Christmas.
Batman Porn
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For authenticity I hope that the Joker has a mustache under that makeup. Batman Porn. I knew Robin and Batman were up to something in the Batcave.
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Speaking of things that give the Joker a bone
Starring Pennywise The Clown! ROFL FRED " The Wonder Chicken" !!!
Happy Man Bottle Stopper.
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Perfect for those days you want to get tipsy. Just imagine what this guy’s been doing in the bottle. No alcohol for me, thanks.
Dog Sex Dolls.
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Well, dogs don’t always have a partner to do it with, so I guess they’re just like humans.
Rear Gear.
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To cover your pet’s butthole. Seems to explain itself.
Steam punk dildo
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Works as a "Drill Too" no pun intended
FUNNY DILDO OF THE WEEK
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Mythos is big dildo with colored eyes that will look deep into your soul. While deep inside of you.
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I am going to take a time out here for a sec,
I was in the middle of doing my blog
and just read one of my fav actors died SUN.
So I am Showing some respcet .
R.I.P: Legendary actor: Leslie Nielsen dies: 1926 – 2010
Leslie Nielsen who used his training as a regular leading man in po-faced dramas to fruitfully spoof them for 30 years, ...
The star of: Naked Gun, Airplane!, Spy Hard, Dracula: Dead and loving it. The beloved funny man died from Pneumonia in a Florida hospital on Sunday afternoon.He was 84.To me one of the funniest actors, shit who els could make OJ look like he could act?
R.I.P Leslie you are a TRUE legend!
R.I.P Leslie you are a TRUE legend!
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MOVIE PIC and QUOTE
of THE DAY
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988
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Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy!
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of 'Julius Caesar,' you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
HAVE A GREAT MONDAY
DON'T WORK TO HARD
AND
SMILE YOU ARE
LOVED
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Elvis Presley
"Teddy Bear"
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Your lovin teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck,
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
I don't wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
Cause lions aint the kind
You love enough.
Just wanna be, your teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
Baby let me be, around you every night
Run your fingers through my hair,
And cuddle me real tight
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