Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Off The Wall

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Ello  READER
Today is Just Off The Wall
Odds and Ends 
LOTS of Funny
Stuff To Get To
Ohh and a new trend
is a BREWIN' 
NOTICE
HOW
THIS 
IS
BEING
WRITTEN

:)
LOOKS
LIKE
FUN 
HUH
?
Just
KIDDING
LETS 
GET 
TO
IT
ROFL
DAMN THAT 
WAS
FUN
:)
( you will see why I Did That in a Little )


I have Been Sitting On This Idea For A While Now

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Season 16 Episode #19 - Thank God It's Doomsday
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Best Homer Quote :  
"Homer Simpson: In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane"


Marijuana Man

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Alright, so Bob Marley’s son, Ziggy Marley, is making a comic. It’s about an alien from another planet who is going

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I’m sorry, is that a rocket ship shaped like a bong? Wow. how does that make any scientific sense I’m looking forward to the movie version directed by Christopher Nolan.


Ron English’s Pro-Pot Potaganda…

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He Should Have Used The GREEN Pac Color ")


Speaking of MARIJAYN
GOOOOOOO... WILLYYYYYYYY........

Willie Nelson charged with pot possession in Texas













 A U.S. Border Patrol spokesman says country singer Willie Nelson was charged with marijuana possession after 6 ounces was found aboard his tour bus in Texas.
Patrol spokesman Bill Brooks says the bus pulled into the Sierra Blanca, Texas, checkpoint about 9 a.m. Friday. Brooks says an officer smelled pot when a door was opened and a search turned up marijuana.
Brooks says the Hudspeth County sheriff was contacted and Nelson was among three people arrested.
Sheriff Arvin West didn't immediately return a phone message left at his home Friday, but he told the El Paso Times that Nelson claimed the marijuana was his. The singer was held briefly a $2,500 bond before being released. THAT's RIGHT FUCKERS "  FREE WILLY"  ")
I ....Think......... Ummmm.. What  was I Saying?// ? 


Darlie Toothpaste
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Taiwan finally caught on to the political correctness fad.

Whitemen Toothpaste.

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 Every morning, I brush my teeth with whitemen.  At least it’s not as bad as a bottle of Jack,
Ke$ha.

Dear Tooth,

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Thanks for sticking it out with me all these years. I know we've had it good and bad, but nevertheless, you were always there for me. I know at times I may have mistreated you and given you stuff that were literally "harder than you can chew".Nonetheless, in-hindsight, I appreciate what you've done for me and what we've accomplished together.Now that we are apart. Take care now. Good night.Godspeed.   
and Sincerely (pause) thank you. 




Japan has no idea who Hitler is.

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Do they really not know what he did? He looks more fabulous than anything. Look at the flowers! He belongs on some horrible children’s magazine about how dreamy Justin Bieber is! Atleast there is a zero percent chance of some kind of super hitler, Right?

Comic Books of the early days

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Comic Books of the early days, or “Golden Age” had two real themes- Racism, and fucking up Hitler’s shit.
Bear Attack!
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Let’s play the drinking game for this news article. Every time they make a pun about a dead man who got bear-raped, take a shot. You should be in a Japanese family’s home, with you pants off, bleeding from the armpits, and have an afro in no time!

DISTURBING KIDS BOOK

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Incredibly ignorant and the fact that it was written for kids makes it, in my opinion, completely evil.
 Disturbing Children’s Book.  AGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK.  HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET PUBLISHED?  “This is our special secret.”What wasn’t mentioned was how one of the pages is basically full of just the word “FAGGOT” and how Uncle Pete said sorry and got off without any jail time.


Don’t drop small children into to gator habitat.

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That just ruined all my plans for the week.  Now what’s the point of going to the zoo?

Wampa Rug.

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 Leia is not included. DAMN >.<




AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW   
Pig in Boots

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Pigs in a blanket, Puss in Boots. Now it’s pig in boots. Why the pig is so afraid of mud puddles (being a pig and all) is beyond me. Soo Cute Though Huh :)


BACK AT THE LAB
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Pigbutt Worm or Flying Buttocks.  You’re thinking WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?!  That there is a pigbutt worm.  A butt floating around.  Charming.  Weird ass worm.  Pun intended. Did'nt see that one coming did ya :)


Glowing Mushrooms.

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MAMMA MIA.  MARIO COME LOOK AT THIS.

HERE 'sssssssssssssssssssss MARIO 
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ROFL TOLD YOU I WOULD GET TO WHY THE WRITING
:)

DAMN That was A Long BLOG


TIME FOR
MOVIE PIC and QUOTE
oF THE DAY
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 The Last Exorcism (2010)
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LOL There are no QOUTES
FOR THIS MOVIE EXCEPT

Cotton Marcus: Is that regular water?



HAVE A GREAT DAY
DON'T WORK TO HARD
YOU ARE LOVED :)

MORENO 10
SOUTH  AFRICA
SUX

USA
ALL THE WAY :)







       Start 8:30 a.m
                                                                                           Finished 12:44 p.m
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"Here, There And Everywhere"






To lead a better life I need my love to be here...

Here, making each day of the year
Changing my life with a wave of her hand
Nobody can deny that there's something there

There, running my hands through her hair
Both of us thinking how good it can be
Someone is speaking but she doesn't know he's there

I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there

I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there

To be there and everywhere
Here, there and everywhere







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