Nothin' but Fun and NO sun ohhhh... I mean.. Wednesdays Blog

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Hello Folk :) Well I was Going to Do nothing but ZOMBIES but What Is In The Fun of That 

So Today I Am Just Going To Do Fun Pics And BASH JUSTIN BIEBER Now That IS FUN :)

A Stunt Elephant in Florida

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“I’m bored, whatcha wanna do?”“Hmmm, let’s tie an elephant to a giant pair of water skis and pull him around in the lake.”

A Glimpse Into the Future... Obama's LAST Day in Office

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Comrades, recently I called in a favor from an apparatchik in Colonel 7.62's department and obtained a combination Visa to The Future™ and hall pass. I was wondering what kind of glorious utopia awaits us when Chairman Obama's work is done well underway and Changeable Hopeyness has taken hold. With the benefit of the top-secret technology in the Department of Chronological Warfare (and a couple of cartons of cigarettes), I was able to take a look...

The date: January 20, 2019*, Chairman Obama's last full day in office. Here is his top secret schedule from that day:

Barack Hussein Obama's Final Full Day Schedule

    * 7:00 AM Golf with Tiger Woods
    * 8:00 AM Chaplain reads daily verse from the Quran
    * 9:00 AM Obama signs bill raising debt limit to 80 trillion dollars; blames Bush tax cuts and economic policies for "legacy of debt"
    * 10:00 AM Scheduled interview with CBS News anchor Janeane Gawdawfulo
    * 11:00 AM Morning ration of electricity ends; country goes dark for an hour... or four
    * 12:00 PM GM declares bankruptcy for eighth time; Obama signs bill making it part of Post Office
    * 1:00 PM Obama meets with new President and Vice President, Eric Holder and Van Jones**
    * 2:00 PM Obama commemorates trial of Khalid Sheik Mohammed, now in its 10th year
    * 3:00 PM Obama signs bill raising debt limit to 90 trillion dollars
    * 4:00 PM Obama threatens to impose sanctions on Iran for failing to cap its nuclear weapons production at 7,000
    * 5:00 PM Obama signs pact giving Chinese right to drill for oil off California coast; all US coal and petroleum rights now owned by foreign nations; US entirely wind-driven***
    * 6:00 PM Obama signs bill raising national debt limit automatically every 15 minutes
    * 7:00 PM Another flight mysteriously drops from sky over US territory. Al Qaeda claims credit. Obama notes contemptuously that well over half still land successfully.
    * 8:00 PM Michelle returns from last shopping trip as first lady; buys sneakers made out of $30000 handbag
    * 9:00 PM Obama signs bill making NY Times and CNN part of Post Office. PO now "employs" 70 million people. Obama claims credit for holding unemployment caused by Bush depression to under 30%.
    * 10:00 PM Obama, in final national speech on Letterman, declares era of Changling Hopeyness a success. David Brooks agrees.
    * 11:00 PM Evening ration of electricity ends; country does dark for the night. Terrorist attack with flashlights. Obama cites failure of Bush Administration terrorism and energy policies.
    * 12:00 AM Nobel Committee selects Barack Obama as Peace Prize winner for 10th straight year.
Notes:
* On 7/19/08, Obama said on Face the Nation he expected to be president for 8 to 10 years. I guess he settled on 10.

** In 2016, the inefficient and useless national election gave way to the glorious progressive tradition of a leader picking his own successor. It's the Chicago Way!

*** Wind is a myth; Congress blows.
The other stuff notwithstanding, the words "Obama's LAST day in office" is music to my ears.


Dude, That’s For A Lady! Steven Tyler’s “Man Purse” 

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  FTW… Steven Tyler and his “man bag”, out and about in Hollywood. And somewhere in New Hampshire, Joe Perry, is laughing his ass off while he cleans his gun collection…

Hilarious Beggars

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IT'S "BASH JUSTIN BIEBER TIME

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As most of you know there is a war going on among teenagers over the popular singer Justin Bieber.Not a fan of him to put it mildly. I regularly make jokes about him, saying that she's a transvestite, saying that he's 12 and saying that countries like Iran and North Korea use his music to torture dissidents. This makes many fans upset. But the fans don't realize that they are attacking us "haters" as much as we are attacking Justin. In fact, their attacks are actually worse because they are attacking someone directly rather then making fun of someone in a satirical manner on an online board which he most likely will never visit. (Doubly so for Michael Jackson fans, he's dead, it is impossible to offend a dead person.) But I can stop. You just have to stop being annoying about him. So I have prepared this truce between Justin Bieber fans and the rest of the teenagers.

1 You must stop constantly asking questions about him. This is exactly why I hated the Jonas Brothers so much. Judged on their music alone they are mediocre; not especially good but not especially bad, like most mainstream music. The reason I started hating them was that the fans were constantly in peoples faces. If you limit the amount of Justin Bieber questions to one per week or so, his presence will annoy less.
2 Accept the fact that other people have different taste in music than you. Honestly, whenever I say that I don't like Justin Bieber I get accused of being mean or jealous.I honestly think that Justin Bieber has a high-pitched voice and the lyrics to his music are repetitive, if you disagree you can explain why you like him, preferably in lowercase letters.
3 Be open to other types of music, you may find out that you like them. I actually have had the experience of a musical paradigm shift when I first heard Green Day's Time of Your Life.I heard music charged with emotion that I had never experienced musically before, and I want everyone to feel that. And, to answer the obvious question, when I first heard of Justin Bieber I did search him on Youtube, while you may disagree, the results were to me, an overly Autotuned kid saying "Let me tell you one time" over and over again. I'm not trying to be mean, that's just what Justin Bieber sounds like to me.In conclusion FUCK That High piched little Brat. THAT IS ALL :) And if I can find all the funny pics online ( and in the trash ) Then Imagin all the possabiltys :)

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LOL COME ON I CAN"T MAKE THIS SHIT
 UP ALL BY MYSELF......... IT TAKES ALOT
OF PEOPLE ok ok  as THE TEENY   BOPPERS SAY HATERS . ALL RIGHT I AM DONE WITH THAT.... THAT WAS NOT AS FUN  AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE :)

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Funny PC Prank you can play on your friends ( explained )

Have you ever found yourself wanting to play a prank on somebody, but the traditional methods just aren’t available, or aren’t enough? If you’re the kind of guy I am, I bet you did. But again, if you’re anything like I am, you won’t give up so easy. So here’s a funny prank you can play on your friends, colleagues, even parents or neighbours.

The unclickable icons
If the person you’re playing the prank to isn’t very good with computers, or if he or she isn’t in the mood to get to the bottom of little jokes, this one will be an instant success. Playing it isn’t hard at all.First, minimize all your windows and create (or drag) a couple icons in it. Be sure you won’t need these icons later. Position them on the desktop, then press the “Print Screen” button. Go to any image editor (MS Paint works just fine), and paste the screenshot from your clipboard (CTRL + V, or Edit -> Paste). Save the image, then delete the icons that you have put on the desktop (again, be sure they’re not very important). Now set the image you saved as a wallpaper. You’ll see the icons just where you left them, but you can’t click, move or delete them. ENJOY and I know YOU are going to use it on Nikk ROFL

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BATMAN SENDS A NOTE

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IT'S MOVIE PIC and QUOTE TIME

Grown Ups (2010)

Lenny Feder: You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?
Eric Lamonsoff: It's true. Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot.
Greg Feder: Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii.
Eric Lamonsoff: Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot.

 HAVE A GREAT DAY

As ALWAYS

DON'T WORK TO HARD

and REMEMBER

YOU ARE LOVED

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Elvis Presley All Shook Up


 
 


A well I bless my soul
What's wrong with me?
Im itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say Im actin wild as a bug
Im in love
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
Im in love
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please don't ask me what's on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine
When Im near that girl that I love best
My heart beats so it scares me to death!

She touched my hand what a chill I got
Her lips are like a vulcano that's hot
Im proud to say she's my buttercup
Im in love
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My tongue get tied when I try to speak
My insides shake like a leaf on a tree
There's only one cure for this body of mine
That's to have the girl that I love so fine!                                    

i want