SOME OF MY WORK
GOOD MORNING HOPE YOUR DOING WELL TODAY
ABOVE IS SOME OF THE WORK I HAVE DONE
I AM WORKING ON A PIC OF ....
YOU WILL SEE WHEN IT IS DONE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY MY PAGE IS JUMPING ALL WEIRD BUT AS LONG AS IT LOADS AND YOU CAN READ IT , IT'S ALL GOOD
LET's BEGAIN SHELL WE :)
LETTERS TO SANTA and HIS REPLYS
1. Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND, BiLLy
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist.
How 'bout I send you a f****** book so you can learn to read and write?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
2. Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in
the world for everybody! Love, Sarah
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
3. Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house.
You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
4. Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas,
I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together.
Please see what you can do.
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter?
He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son!
Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
5. Dear Santa,
I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me.
Please see what you can do. Love, Michelle
It blows my f****** mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars
worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning to
play the game. Let me get you something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."
6. Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes,
a dog, a drum kit,a pony and a tuba.
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
7. Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree,
and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face.
You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone.
8. Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses, and losing all my
cash at the craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know!
9. Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the
You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house...
10. Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE.
Timmy, That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but that crap
don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again.
11. Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky Mark
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your ass whipped
at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex
you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do,
through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams!
SEXY TATTOOS I Do This One Because Some one
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Whats More Fun Is I GET To Look ALL
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|NOT SEXY BUT STILL COOL * WINKS NOT !!!!!|
SINCE WE'RE ON TATTOOS HERE IS A ODDLY COOL GAME
LETTERS TO SANTA 2
Some of these are so cute i had to post them :)What do kids ask Santa Claus for Christmas? Here are some of their letters...
I am trying to talk nice, and not say words I shouldn't say. I am very good to my sister, Hannah
- Sara, 4, Eielson, Alaska.
can you please help the homeless children have a good Christmas with at least something really good to eat and maybe a small toy for them to love.
- Andrew, 7, South Hadley, Massachusetts
What type of fuel do you use for your sleigh or are your reindeers just hyper? Either way, I hope you won't miss our house.
- Matt, 11, Greenfield, Ohio
I WAS AT THE MALL TODAY AND I WAS WAITING FOREVER IN LINE TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. SO I REALLY LIKE THAT I CAN EMAIL YOU RIGHT AWAY WITHOUT LINING UP. WELL EXCEPT FOR AFTER MY LITTLE BROTHER.
- Nichole, 8, Tucson, Arizona
Santa, you know how it is nowadays, my parents are divorced, so please put me on your special delivery list to come 2 nights, Christmas Eve at Mom's and Christmas night at Dad's. Thank you!
- Ashley, 7, Granite Springs, New York
It is really cold here. Make sure Rudolph wears his sweater :) and Reindeer mittens.
- Donna, 9, Pennsboro, West Virginia
Dear Santa, I would love all the presents I asked for but my mom deserves them more. I have been getting presents all year from my mom and she works hard to get them for me. My mom doesn't know how much I love her that's why I want her to have all my presents. Love, Victoria
- Victoria, 12, Syracuse, New York
I have tried to be good Santa, but boys will be boys. You must know that cuz you are a boy.
- Henry, 8, Manchester, United Kingdom
Dear Joulu Pukki, Did you know that people here used to think that you were a goat?
- Johanna, 17, Vaasa, Finland
If my brother been bad,do I get all his gifts?
- Bradley, 8, Frederick, Maryland
Please make sure the reindeers eat all their carrots, tops too! becauase they're veggies are good for them!
- Tara, 5, Hartselle, Alabama
You are very good at keeping quiet on christmas eve, but I know you`re there.
- Edwina, 8, Londonderry, United Kingdom
I know that I may not get the bike because mom & dad said I had to wait until I was 9 to get a new bike.
- Brenna, 7, Albany, New York
My friends didnt beleive that I could email Santa. This is cool!
- Mikaela, 8, Bangor, Maine
Thank you for thinking of me and all the other kids around the world.
- Michael, 7, Davidson, North Carolina
I like your other countries uniforms!
- David, 9, Oakville, Ontario
My Dad did the naughty/nice test and was called a little stinker. Please give him somthing he did'nt mean to be bad.
- Saoirse, 10, Carbury, Ireland
Is rudolfs nose that way cuz he always has a cold?
- Lucy, 27, Southampton, United Kingdom
Dear Santa, I have been I good boy this year but I have had quarrels and even fights with my brother and I'm going to try and be better about stopping a fight instead of adding to it.
- Austin, 10, Middleburg, Virginia
I want everyone in the world to play nicer with each other. Mommy wants everyone to take better care of the world and Daddy just wants to read his Sunday paper in peace.
- Ellis, 7, Swindon, United Kingdom
Does your Mommy make you stop and brush your toothes after you have milk and cookies at each house?
- Celine, 4, Wilmington, Delaware
I will like to have snow in my country.Our country does not have snow.It is a tropical island.
- Laura, 11, Sangre Grande, Trinidad & Tobago
I heard you in my house this morning but I could not find you. I heard you twice.
- Candice, 9, Statesboro, Georgia
Christmas in Australia is very hot, so remember to put on some sunscreen.
- Katie, 6, Sydney, Australia
Mommy is helping me gather together all the toys that I don't play wth anymore to give to the children that don't have any.
- Rebecca, 4, Cheektowaga, New York
I have tried to be very good all year, I only messed up a few times, but I tried my best, and thats what my mom and dad said counts.
- Heather, 8, Cape May Court House, New Jersey
I help my mom with the dishes and i help my grandma and grandpa by giving them lots of hugs .......So please give them something nice too!
- Katelyn, 6, Boston, New York
I love how you and your Elves can work together so well to get all the presents done by Christmas.
- Alexandra, 9, Fall River, Nova Scotia
Thank you for waving at me at the mall. You really do love me!
- Marisa, 2, Ogden Dunes, Indiana
Could you bring me some nail polish too, cause other kids in school have some, and i dont.and i would like to wear it cause im a girl and girls do that kind of stuff. thank you Santa
- Deryn, 5, Thunder Bay, Ontario
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It could be me, or Me or ME .... but is's proubly us NOW TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN SHOES !!!
Funny Christmas Ads
In case you were at a loss as to what would make your loved ones happy this holiday season, allow me to make a few suggestions, inspired by fifties-era Christmas ads, from advertisers who were clearly out of their minds.
A bathroom scale
No other gift says “I care about you” quite like a bathroom scale.
The gift the entire family lusts after.
An electric range
This is what mother REALLY wants.
Only for the romantic at heart.
A Vacuum Cleaner
And you thought a toaster was romantic!
The best gift ever: beautifully wrapped cancer sticks.
Since the Christmas is coming quickly I thought a little Holiday Humor wouldn’t hurt. Enjoy !Gangsta Mermaid............
Hey guys, are you decorating your Christmas tree this year? Do you think yer ol' tree has a spot on it to hang the Gangsta Mermaid ornament? Because if not, you need to seriously rethink your entire life and all the choices you've made in it thus far.Okay, that's extreme... but this RIDICULOUS ornament is awesome ( sarcastic). Now, I have no idea where you can buy said ornament (after trying to track it down on the Internet, I came up with a whole lotta nothing), but in that case, you need to find yourself a semi-professional scultpor, you need to print out the picture to the left and have that dude make you one. NOW. Or Christmas is in danger of being canceled. I'm serious, people! GET ONE NOW YOU WILL THANK ME LATER :)
IT's THAT TIME AGAIN .......... and IT'S FRIDAY RENT RENT RENT ( or Go TO the MOIVES )
MOVIE PIC AND QUOTE OF THE DAY
Ok who didn't see this one coming ?
A Christmas Story (1983)
|I SHOULD MAKE CD MOVIE COVERS ( MY RENDETION OF THE COVER )|
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
HAVE A GREAT DAY and AN AWESOME WEEKEND DON'T WORK TO HARD and REMEMBER YOU ARE LOVED
|@scotty yelling !!!|
Elvis Presley Beginner's
First time I fell in love
I fell in love with you
First time I dared to dream
My only dream came true
Must be beginner's luck
To wish upon a star
That opened up my eyes
And there you are
I wave no magic wand
I own no lucky charms
How then can I explain
An angel in my arms
Must be beginner's luck
What else can it be
When someone wonderful as you
cake is mine