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Hey again FOLK :) Yep I am Late on my Blog again >.< Just Got in From The Shop.. Doing lots of Digital stuff for the Print Shop. It's Kinda Fun Stuff I must say can take alot of knowledge Back With ME :) Also Been working on a few LOGOS fr a couple f big companies ( and I tell you what ) The bigger and more money they have the less they want t spend !! Not only that some times 8 out of 10 they don't pay!! I shit you not !! Its a way of life here in BUM FUCKED Egypt >.< So again I don't have to much on my blog today and i want you to know THIS ONE IS RATED R.. Awwww Come n you know you like the R stuff :) Ohhhh and Btw in the next few days I will NO longer be under the Gryfn Grafx Design I will Be Under Morenos Design and Graphx. I am in the last stages of revamping my FULL LOGO, SITE, and FULL DETAILS of My Company and what I do .Some how i got the known as the go-to guy for Data Recovery :) So I have to slip that in All my stuff For when i get back on my CV ( Reseme) Also I will be adding my dads website here so if you KNOW anyone that is INTO Antiques ( LEE , and Friends)
It Will Be on all my start ups HERE so tomorrow I will have there
Pic and a NICE PAGE LOGO LINK.
Pass The Site on :) Papa's and Nana's Antique Attic < ---- LINK .
OK LETS GET TO THE FUN
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Do you know that Homer Simpson has his own Twitter account? And boy, he does love to update his status regularly with a little bit of sarcasm, typical of Homer Simpson."Twitter is suggesting I follow some chick named "Kim
Kardashian." Really? Come on now Twitter, I thought you knew me better than this."
"Justin Bieber sucks. There, I said it."
"The iPad: Finally, a solution for my fat fingers. Now if only I had someone to shell out $500 (Mr. Burns, you listening?)"
"FOX is stealing MY ideas. They've created some FAKE Homer Simpson. And he's stealing all of my bits! FOX, could you be any more commercial?"
"PS: Please don't cancel my show, FOX."
"Marge says I need to do one of two things: Get on the treadmill more, or get on Twitter more. Psh, the choice is obvious."
What's Inside Pamela Anderson Implants ?
Because of her breast implants, Baywatch star Pamela Anderson became the fantasy of many men around the world.
Although she already had a quite big breast before surgery (34-C bra size), Pam decided to went through to changed them into 36-DD after she appeared on our favorite "bunny" magazine back in early 90s.
Pamela Anderson is now 43-year-old with some wrinkles on her face, but her funbags still look as good as ever.
Apparently, there is a secret to this. When checked on an X-Ray device, look what Pam implanted on her fabulous boobs:
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Unnecessary advice is injurious to health.
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Another gentleman came & asked him, “How much do you smoke a day?”
Smoker: Why are you asking such question?
Gentleman replied: If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have
been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman: Do you smoke?
Gentleman: No.
Smoker asked: Does that plane belong to you?
Gentleman replied: No.
Smoker: Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.
Moral of the Story:- Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
The Alternative Webmaster Glossary
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Did you ever listen to your genius friends mention 404, bot, or CTR when they were speaking about internet? And
you ever thinked what the hell did it mean? Well, you're not alone, a lot of people don't understand what those
you ever thinked what the hell did it mean? Well, you're not alone, a lot of people don't understand what those
words mean too. That's why we need The Alternative Webmaster Glossary. Why it called alternative? Well, everybody
know that PPC stands for Porn, Pills, Casino. But do you know that it has other meaning: Pay Per Click.
I found these hilarious glossary when I browsed the net for information about buying/sell website. Well, I'm a beginner
too and need to learn some words before make a deal with some pro. Okay, these Alternative Glossary is very funny, but also informative. Learn and laugh guys, here are some other examples:
Alta Vista: The search engine (view history) that was once the best in the world but which suffered from a name that sounded very much like hasta la vista, baby. Spookily prescient.
Content Website: A site put together by someone so full of himself that he believes what he has to say is more important than the ads.
CTR: Cloned Textus Receptus. Also used to mean Click Through Ratio.
Dogpile: A carpet made out of man's best friend.
MCSE: Must Consult Someone Experienced. Mindless Consultant Suffocates Easily.
Microsoft: A medical condition that you can remedy with a little blue tablet.
SE: Search Engine. Or Search Engines. Yes, there are others. Yahoo, MSN, Teoma etc. have all, at various times, been accused of being search engines.
SERP/S: Search Engine Results Page/s, the page of results you get when you type a search term into a search engine. They're usually filled with SPAM but you can ignore the ads and use the main (organic) listings before you give up and get your Yellow Pages.
SPAM: Site Positioned Above Me. Well, not really. Strictly speaking SPAM is UCE. Yes, just that, unwanted email.
But it's used to mean a variety of unwanted things. I've even got a SPAM teenager daughter. Usage: Spamming blogs and guestbooks with links to your spammy site may get your spammy ass into spammy SERPS.
And there are stilll much more terms you need to know. To continue laugh please visit the original website. ENJOY :)
Stupid and Funny Questions
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Please answers these stupid questions for me.....
Have Fun!!
How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?
If Hooters started a door-to-door service would they then be called knockers?
How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance?
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why are boxing rings square?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody
wanted credit for!
Can blind people see their dreams?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I
could be eating a slow learner!
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...why can't they make the whole plane out of the
same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless
of whether the stocks are up or down?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
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TODAYS MOVIE PIC and QUOTE
of THE DAY
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Rango (2011)
Rango: So you want something to believe in?
[points at the "Sheriff" sign]
Rango: Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there we've got hope.
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[points at the "Sheriff" sign]
Rango: Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there we've got hope.
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ALL songs For The Movie
* David Spade on the phone - Devil Woman – Cliff Richard
* Rob with old lady wife – Raga For A Whale – Kamal Engels
* Kid’s ringtone – I’m A Gangsta – Global Operator featuring Mike West
* Rob sings at funeral - Ave Maria – Franz Schubert
* Reception background music – Still Dreaming – The After After Hours
* Reception background music - To The Night – The After After Hours
* Drive lake house - Last Child – Aerosmith
* (unknown scene) - A Life Of Illusion – Joe Walsh
* (unknown scene) -A Night Like This – The Romantics
* (unknown scene) -Love Is Alive – Gary Wright
* (unknown scene) -I Could Be Good For You – Seven O Seven
* (unknown scene) - When Things Go Wrong – Robin Lane & The Chartbusters
* Rowing to the island - Rock And Roll Never Forgets – Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
* Radio on the way to the island - I Still Want You – The Del Fuegos
* On the island - Lay It On The Line – Triumph
* Rob’s daughters show up, fixing the car - Escape (The Piña Colada Song) – Rupert Holmes
* Arrow roulette - Walk All Over You – AC/DC (link to version by Dee Snider of Twisted Sister)
* Skipping rocks - Time For Me To Fly – REO Speedwagon
* Water park - Just Can’t Wait – J Geils Band
* High-pitched Canadian guy at waterpark - Ready For Love – Bad Company
* (unknown scene) - Come And Get Your Love – Redbone
* Cutting the line at the water park - Goodnight Tonight – Paul McCartney
* Water slide - Just Got Back – Cheap Trick
* First song at the boathouse - The Party’s Over (Hopelessly in Love) – Journey
* After fake water break / Couples dancing in the boathouse - Sentimental Lady – Bob Welch
* Fourth of July - Monday Morning – Fleetwood Mac
* Playing Chutes and Ladders plus chasing David Spade - Two Tickets To Paradise – Eddie Money
* Picnic July 4th - I Do – J Geils Band
* Basketball game at 4th of July - Every 1′s A Winner – Hot Chocolate
* Fireworks - Better Things – The Kinks
* First end credits song - American Fun – The Stompers
* Second end credits song - Count On Me – Jefferson Airplane
* Third end credits song - Stan The Man – Adam Sandler
Original music for Grown Ups – Rupert Gregson-Williams
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND DON'T WORK TO HARD
I LOVE AND MISS YOU
SEE YOU SOON
and
SMILE :)
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Sweet Dreams For Tonight I will be on Either miniclip.com (8ball pool) or you can catch me on
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| NIGHT SWEET DREAMS |
Elvis Presley
"Fever"
"Fever"
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"Fever"
Never know how much I love you
Never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that's so hard to bear
You give me fever when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night.
Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name
And you know I'm gonna treat you right
You give me fever when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night
Ev'rybody's got the fever
that is something you all know
Fever isn't such a new thing
Fever started long ago
Romeo loved Juliet
Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her
He said 'Julie, baby, you're my flame
Thou giv-est fever when we kisseth
Fever with thy flaming youth
Fever I'm on fire
Fever yea I burn for sooth'
Captain Smith and Pocahantas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said 'Daddy, o, don't you dare
He gives me fever with his kisses
Fever when he holds me tight
Fever, I'm his misses,
Oh daddy, won't you treat him right'
Now you've listened to my story
Here's the point that I have made
Cats were born to give chicks fever
Be it Fahrenheit or centigrade
Then we give you the fever when we kiss you
Fever if you live and learn
Fever till you sizzle
What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn
BHS
Never know how much I love you
Never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that's so hard to bear
You give me fever when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night.
Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name
And you know I'm gonna treat you right
You give me fever when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night
Ev'rybody's got the fever
that is something you all know
Fever isn't such a new thing
Fever started long ago
Romeo loved Juliet
Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her
He said 'Julie, baby, you're my flame
Thou giv-est fever when we kisseth
Fever with thy flaming youth
Fever I'm on fire
Fever yea I burn for sooth'
Captain Smith and Pocahantas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said 'Daddy, o, don't you dare
He gives me fever with his kisses
Fever when he holds me tight
Fever, I'm his misses,
Oh daddy, won't you treat him right'
Now you've listened to my story
Here's the point that I have made
Cats were born to give chicks fever
Be it Fahrenheit or centigrade
Then we give you the fever when we kiss you
Fever if you live and learn
Fever till you sizzle
What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn
BHS
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