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Monday, February 21, 2011

Yub Nub Monday

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Hi Folk !!!
 Hope You had A Nice Weekend :)
Rained Here Like Crazy!!! Was Really Cool
Before I Start My Blog I Want TO Say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to
my NEPHEW XMAN
HAPPY 5th BIRTHDAY LIL MAN
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I KNOW YOU LIKE MY STAR WARS STUFF SO TODAY
WE WILL DO IT AGAIN 
LET'S DO THIS

First I want to start out with ...........
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The Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times
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Homer: Oh little mouse, you are only thing keeping me sane. (Eats mouse.)
 
Homer: (While crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel isssssssssssss! (Falls in water, into a cage that locks up). D'oh!

Bart: Ay Carumba!
(outside the story)
Bart: That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (Laughs)

Homer: (Angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!!!

Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
Wiggum: It's always work with you.

Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?

Homer: (after Lisa's story) Wow! That had what I really like in a story - an ending!


Why X-wings don’t have cup holders
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There’s a reason why you shouldn’t eat while flying an X-wing into battle, and this is it. Check out this fan-made tribute video honoring everyone’s favorite ill-fated Rebel pilot, Jek Porkins.
This is an instructional video on what not to while driving a starfighter capable of Mach 65. Ergo — don’t eat cheeseburgers at the wheel, people.
Maybe those folks who built that real X-wing in Plaster or wherever it was, could learn a lesson from the master of nose-dives!



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Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake
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Ok im all for Star Wars weddings but this dead tantaun cake is not right!!!!
i mean 908759875985 other scenes that would rule but eewwwww.
Listen, if you can convince your wife that a dead tauntaun would make the
perfect wedding cake I WANT YOU TO HOLD ON TO THAT WOMAN. I want you to hold
on tighter than you do the dashboard when she's driving (I've seen your
knuckles! Also, the way she drives). That said, you think they cut the cake
with a lightsaber? I mean, it's only appropriate. Also, a slave Leia jumping
out and humming the Star Wars theme.


Tauntaun Steaks
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Rich. Decadent. Geeky. For the ultimate in sci-fi low-carb dining, you can't 
go wrong with Glacier Tauntaun steaks from The Hoth Hills Meat Emporium & Spa.
Straight from the ice fields of Hoth, these fungi-fed Tauntaun cuts will be
shipped directly to your door by intergalatic cruiser. Whether you sear them 
lightly with a lightsaber or simply cook them to your liking with the power 
of your mind, you won't have to Force anyone to enjoy their dinner!

Friend or Fett? The Bounty Hunter
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Star Wars Rubber Duckies

“Use the force or give yourself to the duck side!”
Introducing the Star Wars Rubber Duckies

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Luke Pondwalker
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Princess Layerd
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Funny Star Wars Toys

Funny Star Wars Toys that could actually be a hit, 
If these line of toys would ever come out of the market.

The Smouldering Moisture Farm
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Recreate the moisture farm massacre – Luke’s aunt and uncle* killed by 
imperial stormtroopers all over again!!
*Burning corpses sold separately

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 The Action figures that are part of the Smouldering Moisture Farm Set Luke Skywalker’s Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen Aunt BeruUncle Owen
Now, Time to Play and relive the massacre. (hahaha!)



Disney Star Wars Weekend Posters are Awesome 
What happens when you take one of the most iconic movie series of all time and give them some extra love at the happiest place on Earth? You get Star Wars Weekends
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Yub Jub Means “Devour the Weak”
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TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS
For all of you fans who think Ewok are cuddly, cute teddy bears you might
want to remember that when the Ewoks first met Han Solo on Endor he was
considered more like dinner course than a dinner guest.
Thank goodness naturalists have decided to take a closer look at the habits
and habitats of Ewoks so you don’t have to risk becoming part of their diet.
The naturalists take notes on Ewok Celebratory Rituals and Honorific
Terminology, Societal Structure and Dispute Arbitration, Adolescent
Transition Rites, and Breeding Practices and Mate Selection.

Here’s an excerpt that best features their bloodlust:
 
 Our first exposure to unvarnished Ewok behavior occurred at the victory
celebration following the Battle of Endor. We were surprised to discover
that the gathering was not just simply a boisterous feast-activity fostering
communal bonds and egalitarian resource distribution, but also a ritualistic
devouring of 34 captured Imperial stormtroopers, who were spit-roasted alive
in their armor for seli beli (”to seal in the flavor”) and tanga tiru
(”divine tang of mortal fear”) — a delicacy to the Ewok palate.

YUB JUB MEANS "DEVOUR THE WEAK":
AN AUTHORITATIVE STUDY OF EWOKS,
FROM THE FIELD NOTES OF DAVI
ATTEN-BORU AND PLADDO CARDIGAN,
       EXO-NATURALISTS.

Yub Jub Means LINK

Chad Vader
Bieber Grammy Loss Makes Chad Cry

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Chad After Dentist (David After Dentist Spoof)

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THE EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK

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Celebrities as Star Wars Characters

Barack Windu: A Force For Change 
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RihannAyla – She has swapped her umbrella for a lightsaber.
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 Darth Homer
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Tobey Skywalker 
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Queen Frodo –  Isn’t he lovely?
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Leia Winehouse – They try to make her go to rehab! She said: jar jar jar!
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Obi T2 will be back!
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Ewok L. Jackson
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Dr. House as Qui Gon Jinn
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SOME Vader Tweets ( More on another Star wars day)
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The Best of StarWarsBandNames
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Elvis PresLeia
Chewie Lewis and the News
Mös Eisley Crüe
Tom Petty and The Hothbreakers
The Doormés
Foo TIE Fighters
AT/ST
Leia in Chains
30 seconds to Yavin 4
Nat King Clone
Modest Mouse Droid
Ace of Rebel Base
The Mighty Mighty Hothtones
Jedi Temple Pilots
They Might Be Banthas
Bespin Doctors
Boomtown Womp Rats
Bachman Turner Hyperdrive
Wedge Zepplin
Alderaan Duran
The Beta Bantha
Chaka Han
All Imperial Rejects
Panic at the Death
Megadeath-star
Jar Jar Binks 182
ELO: Ewok Lightsaber Orchestra
Aerobith
Aerosith
Pink Droyd
Darth Punk
Soft Cell Block
Massive At-At-Tack
Mos Isley Brothers
Gungan Roses
Greedo Day
The Rancorteurs
ABBA the Hutt
My Chemical Rodian
REO Landspeederwagon
The Wampas and the Papas
Boba Fett and The Blackhearts
The Clone Roses
Admiral Ozzel Osbourne
IG-88 degrees
U2-D2
Death Star for Cutie
Nien Inch Nunbs
Siouxsie and the Banthas
X-Pistols
They Might Be Ugnaughts
Wide Spread Panaka
Goo Goo Talz
Nine Inch Neimoidians
The Smashing Porkins
Faith No Maul
Clan of Mynox
Pearl Zam
Earth, Windu & Fire
Jefferson Star Destroyer
Johnny Kashyyyk
X-Winger
Bacta Street Boys
Snowtrooper Patrol
Echo Base & The Bunnymen
The Rolling Clones
Jar Jar Binks of Clay
The Alan Parsecs Project
A Flock of Mynocks 

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 BLOW HERE IS NC17
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 Some Star Wars Motivation
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IT'S MONDAY and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS :)
This WEEKS Dildo 
Of the WEEK
 
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The Shiri Zinn: High End Sex Toy
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It was selected for the Bombay Sapphire Glass award, and won the International Erotic Award… Heee Heeee Heeee DAMN I CRAK MYSELF UP :)
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On that Note 
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TODAYS MOVIE PIC and QUOTE
of THE DAY
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Employee of the Month (2006)
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Grumpy Lady: [Woman struggling to load a casket onto a cart] Damn! The thing's heavier than it looks.
Zack: Hi, do you need some help with that?
Grumpy Lady: Yes, thank you.
[They get the casket into the cart]
Grumpy Lady: It's for my husband.
Zack: Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that.
Grumpy Lady: Oh, he's not dead. Not yet. It's just too good a deal to pass up.
Zack: Well, do you need some help getting it to your car?
Grumpy Lady: No, thank you. The lazy prick's waiting for me. I'm gonna make him load it.
Zack: Well, good luck murdering your husband.
[Woman laughs]
Zack: If you need my help, holler.
Grumpy Lady: [Woman on her way out of the store] Excuse me.
Dirk: Yes?
Grumpy Lady: That young man is wonderful. I'll be back for sure, just because of him.
Dirk: [Dirk looks at Vince] Oh, that man there? No surprise.
Grumpy Lady: No.
Grumpy Lady: [Woman goes over to Zack] This is the guy. He's a wonderful fella.
Dirk: Well thank you. May I help you find your way to your car?
Grumpy Lady: I know where it is. Idiot.

HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT 
DON'T WORK TO HARD
SMILE 
YOU ARE MUCH LOVED
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MORENO 10
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Elvis Presley
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C'mon Everybody
Come on everybody and snap your fingers now
Come on everybody clap your hands real loud
Come on everybody take a real deep breath
And repeat after me
I love-a my baby
I love-a my baby
Hey, hey, hey and my baby loves me
Come on everybody and whistle this tune right now
Come on everybody and stomp your feet real loud
Come on everybody take a real deep breath
And repeat after me
I love-a my baby
I love-a my baby

Hey, hey, hey and my baby loves me
Well there ain't nothing wrong with the long-haired music
Like Brahms, Beethoven and Bach
Well I was raised with a guitar in my hand
And I was born to rock
Well, come on everybody and turn your head to the left
Come on everybody and turn your head to the right
Come on everybody take a real deep breath
And repeat after me
I love-a my baby
I love-a my baby
Hey, hey, hey and my baby loves me
 
 
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