Happy Monday

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Hello Folk , I Hope You Had A Nice Weekend :) I finally went to court lol the lady told me i didn't have to

Pay The Fine :) So now my visa is going to Joburg. and i will get it back just in time to make to to THE GOOD OL U.S. of A :) 

So I was Thinking  we Should Do another STAR WARS Funny Blog :) Always seems to make you SMILE

So Lets Get TO IT :)

Star Wars Meets Winnie The Pooh

I’m not sure how George Lucas and Disney’s lawyers will feel about all this, but
artist James Hance has created some truly beautiful illustrations that mash up
Winne the Pooh with Star Wars.

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The cast includes Han Solo as Christopher Robin, Chewbacca as Pooh Bear, R2D2 as
Piglet, and an AT-AT as Eeyore.

 Sci-Fi Ikea Manuals  

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and just for the fun of it A BTTF one too :)

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Custom R2-D2 Street Trash Bin

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If you are looking for a place to toss your garbage, this is the droid you are
looking for. I’ll bet this R2-D2 trash bin wasn’t outside for more than a few
hours before it was stolen.

Light Saber Chopsticks

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Lando Calrissian Disguise Kit all ya need is a colt 45
and your set :)

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 Rejected Merchandise 

With some of the crazy merchandise that has been put out there, it actually
seems strange that these great ideas would be canned. Personally, I would love
to get my hands on a Death Star barbecue, Princess Leia braid headphones and a Jabba bean bag.

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heres some funny but dodgy quotes oot the last 2 films
PUT YOUR MIND IN THE GUTTER FOR THESE :)

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TOP 10 LINES FROM STAR WARS

10) "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9) "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8) "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7) "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5) "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4) "Sorry about the mess..."
3) "Look at the size of that thing!"
2) "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1) "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
TOP 10 LINES FROM THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
10) "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9) "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8) "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7) "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6) "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5) Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4) "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that,
huh kid?"
3) "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2) "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1) "Control, control! You must learn control!"
TOP 10 LINES FROM RETURN OF THE JEDI
10) "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9) "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me
master."
8) "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
7) "I never knew I had it in me."
6) "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
5) "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4) "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps
I can find new ways to motivate them."
3) "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got
it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
2) "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."
1) "Back door, huh? Good idea!"


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 PROSPERITIES

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Who's on Force

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R2-D2 Dildo, now with enhanced MEGA Force variation control system!

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HOT STORMTROPPERS

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 TODAYS MOVIE PIC and QUOTE of THE DAY

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Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)

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Hobo: [to a group of newborn babies] I used to be like you. A long time ago. All brand new and perfect. No mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor, or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And don't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place. Maybe... you'll end up like me. A hobo with a shotgun.

HAVE A AWESOME DAY DON'T WORK TO HARD

SMILE AND REMEMBER YOU ARE LOVED :)

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MORENO 10

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Elivis Song of the day ( yes i know i already did this one ..... I Think)

(You're So Square) Baby I Don't Care by Elvis Presley

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You don't like crazy music.
You don't like rockin' bands.
You just wanna go to a movie show
And sit there holdin' hands.
You're so square.
Baby I don't care.

You don't like hotrod racin'
Or drivin' late at night.
You just wanna park where it's nice and dark.
You just wanna hold me tight.
You're so square.
Baby I don't care.

You don't know any dance steps that are new
But no one else could love me like you do do do do.

I don't know why my heart flips.
I only know it does.
I wonder why I love you baby.
I guess it's just because
You're so square.
Baby I don't care.