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Hey FOLK :)
Ok I Know I know I have NOT Did a good blog in a long time ( i am researching all the time)
I have some funny ass stuff coming up ... so stay tuned... this is just a quick blog that I have to do cause Well frankly ESPN PISSED ME OFF!!!!!! I Get off work and aways read the news TONIGNT I was amazed what i was reading !!!
ESPN pulled Hank Williams Jr.'s classic intro song from its broadcast of Monday night's NFL game after the country singer famous for the line "Are you ready for some football?" used an analogy to Adolf Hitler in discussing President Barack Obama. In an interview Monday morning on Fox News' "Fox & Friends," Williams, unprompted, said of Obama's outing on the links with House Speaker John Boehner: "It'd be like Hitler playing golf with (Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin) Netanyahu."
WTF happened to Freedom of Speach PPL !! Ever since OB got into office ( i noticed )
if you say something bad about him You Get Fired !!! I mean come on!!! What the man said was
just his opinion !!!! And if he feels strong about it why not say it? I Do belive Our fore fathers gave us that right. SO YOU GO HANK !!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!ON A LIGHTER FUNNY NOTE :
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This one made me ROFL ( read my ending )
ROFL LET'S PARTY RIGHT !! :)
Last night, you drank some bubbly. This morning, you're deflated. Here's how to cure the after-effects of alcohol, plus tips to avoid them next time.
Before You Drink
Eat fatty foods. All foods, especially fatty ones, delay the body's absorption of alcohol, say doctors.
Eat high-fiber foods. Chris Meletis, a dean at the National College of Naturopathic Medicine, in Portland, Ore., says
high-fiber foods break down alcohol and absorb it, keeping it from reaching the bloodstream as quickly.
Take Vitamin C. Often touted for its cold-fighting powers, vitamin C may also guard against hangover symptoms.
Try Hangover Prevention Formula. Two hours before you plan to start drinking, and on an empty stomach, down one
capsule of this mixture of B vitamins and prickly-pear extract, which you can find over-the-counter at drugstores.
Jeffrey Wiese, an assistant professor of medicine at Tulane University, says Hangover Prevention Formula (HPF) speeds up production of heat-shock proteins, which help the body fight stress and inflammation. Real Simple testers
said the supplement prevented the headache they usually get from one glass of red wine. One tester drank much more heavily and gave HPF high marks the next morning.
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STILL READING ???? COOL :) !!!!!!!
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While You Drink
Avoid congeners. What are these, exactly? Congeners are the compounds that give liquor its flavor and color, and many turn into poisonous aldehydes as they are digested the next day. "Opt for lighter-color, highly filtered alcohol," says Wiese. Typically, the more expensive the alcohol, the more filtered it is and the fewer congeners there are to cause a hangover. Skyy vodka, for instance, makes a point of its "four-column distillation," "three-step filtration," and
"exceptional purity."
Stick to one kind of drink. You can keep better track of how much you're drinking, and you're less likely to upset Last night, you drank some bubbly. This morning, you're deflated. Here's how to cure the after-effects of alcohol, plus tips to avoid them next time.
Before You Drink
Eat fatty foods. All foods, especially fatty ones, delay the body's absorption of alcohol, say doctors.
Eat high-fiber foods. Chris Meletis, a dean at the National College of Naturopathic Medicine, in Portland, Ore., says
high-fiber foods break down alcohol and absorb it, keeping it from reaching the bloodstream as quickly.
Take Vitamin C. Often touted for its cold-fighting powers, vitamin C may also guard against hangover symptoms.
Try Hangover Prevention Formula. Two hours before you plan to start drinking, and on an empty stomach, down one
capsule of this mixture of B vitamins and prickly-pear extract, which you can find over-the-counter at drugstores.
Jeffrey Wiese, an assistant professor of medicine at Tulane University, says Hangover Prevention Formula (HPF) speeds up production of heat-shock proteins, which help the body fight stress and inflammation. Real Simple testers
said the supplement prevented the headache they usually get from one glass of red wine. One tester drank much more heavily and gave HPF high marks the next morning.
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STILL READING ???? COOL :) !!!!!!!
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While You Drink
Avoid congeners. What are these, exactly? Congeners are the compounds that give liquor its flavor and color, and many turn into poisonous aldehydes as they are digested the next day. "Opt for lighter-color, highly filtered alcohol," says Wiese. Typically, the more expensive the alcohol, the more filtered it is and the fewer congeners there are to cause a hangover. Skyy vodka, for instance, makes a point of its "four-column distillation," "three-step filtration," and
"exceptional purity."
your stomach.
Avoid carbonation. Dr. Richard Deitrich, an alcohol researcher at the University of Colorado, says carbonation can
cause the surface area of the stomach to expand, which means increased alcohol absorption. The bubbles in
champagne and tonic water, in particular, speed up the rate of absorption.
Alternate with water. Guzzling water keeps you from guzzling the hard stuff, and it keeps you hydrated, which is
key, because alcohol is dehydrating.
Order onion soup gratinee. Onions are high in sugar, which speeds the body's metabolism and burns alcohol, and
the cheese is dairy, which slows alcohol's entry into the bloodstream.
After You Drink
Drink lots of water. Think of it as a cleansing rinse cycle.
Drink fruit juices. There is some evidence that fructose, the sugar in fruit, burns alcohol. According to doctors,
fructose will also restore a person's blood sugar level. (Watch out, though, for a sugar rush and the ensuing crash.)
Drink Pedialyte. Like bland Gatorade for vomiting babies, it replenishes sugars and fluid-balancing electrolytes.
Forget the bloody Mary. The tomato juice's vitamin C builds up resistance, and the Tabasco's capsicum acts as a
pain reliever, but the additional alcohol intake only postpones the hangover a little longer.
Eat bland carbohydrates. They absorb any alcohol left in the stomach, provide sugar, and combat nausea.
Eat eggs. Eggs contain the chemical N-acetyl-cysteine, which can help clear the liver of harmful free radicals.
Eat honey. The National Headache Foundation recommends a piece of toast slathered with fructose-loaded honey.
Try activated charcoal. Doctors says this fine powder helps absorb impurities (that's why emergency rooms use it
when pumping stomachs). But it also tastes like biting into a briquette.
Try milk thistle. Its active ingredient helps detoxify the liver, but it doesn't do anything for a headache.
Take a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory, like Tylenol. Non-steroidal anti-inflammatories provide headache relief without upsetting the stomach--just don't make them a habit, since some doctors believe they react with alcohol to damage the liver.
Drink Pepto-Bismol. The familiar pink stuff eases stomach discomfort, replenishes electrolytes, and dampens heartburn. But it won't do anything to shake that headache.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/10/03/hangover-cures-and-prevention/?test=faces#ixzz1Zpkz5q9c
So there you go !! if you want to party and have fun ( get drunk) Spend MORE money on Eggs and Pepto-Bismol...
And Dont for get to avoid Congeners God knows you want to spend $150 bucks on some good vodka!! My Cure...Buck up and take a asprin, hey hell with it take 2 $ 1.50 @ 7-11 :) now go to work and stop whining :P Ohhhh and Get some damn gum !!! boss can smell the day after Alchole :) and yes words are spelt worng Duhhhhhh HANG OVER !!!! Where did i put my pants ?????
So there you have it my little rage of NOTHING :)
Comming soon "DO ZOMBIES POOP" ? Dont google it of course they do :) I will do a funny ASS one on this !! Enjoy the rest of your day :)
Thanks for reading And to my new reader that likes to LOL ( Jord) WELCOME TO THE OFF STUFF :)
SMILE DON"T WORK TO HARD
AND REMEMBER
YOU ARE LOVED :)
Sry I HAVE NO PICS I AM ON MY LAPTOP
Thank you fox news INC.
DISCLAMER NO I DO NOT HAVE A HANG OVER
IT IS 8P.M and I have to work in the morning .....
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