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Friday, December 02, 2011

O.SF.F.R. Monster Christmas Special

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Welcome Folk,
I am just going to get right to it seeing as how my blog yesterday took Forever to do
cause the STORM was making the net slow .

Where To Began

A O.S.F.F.R  Christmas:
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Glistening zombie intestines instead of tacky Wal-Mart™ garland. Cadaver stomach lining used in place of over-priced gift wrap. Plucked eyeballs substituting for bitter (albeit colorful) cranberries. Severed nuts roasting on an open fire.
Undead vomit gunk picking up where holiday egg nog left off. No, this isn’t my Christmas wish list (although it kinda is), but rather a zombie holiday fever dream all can enjoy.

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Left 4 Dead 2 Gingerbread Cookies

Who would have thought boomer bile could taste so good? One enterprising soul, in both the Christmas and zombie spirit, decided to make gingerbread cookies with a Left 4 Dead 2 theme. Each major special infected zombie is represented. I particularly enjoyed the spitter and the charger’s deformed arm looks absolutely tasty. The problem with eating one of the Left 4 Dead 2 zombies is that once your sink your teeth into one, you just can’t stop.
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A Very Zombie Xmas
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Zombie ChristmasWith Christmas almost upon us, some of us are setting up the old Christmas tree, decorating it to the tunes of the holidays. Here’s an album that will really put you in the Christmas mood. Of course, it’s a Zombie Christmas. From the site:ZOMBIE CHRISTMAS

Zombie Christmas Record 2009 is a full album of your favorite Christmas classics. With zombies.

Take a holiday journey through the stages of your classic Zombie Invasion from The Rise, through The Realization, The Fight, The Surrender and finally The Acceptance.
The Zombie Christmas Record 2009 is the must-have perfect gift for all of your zombie-loving, zombie-killing, or zombie friends.

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You Got Your Zombies in My Christmas

Do you know what happens when over eager retailers decide to promote Christmas a little early? Lets just say that the three wise kings had better locked and loaded. The Consumerist found this funny card on Hallmark’s website. It’s pretty good. Christmas Creep Cartoon From Hallmark (Yes, Hallmark) ( i belive i posted this last christmas)
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.Zombie Christmas Ornaments:
This one I could not wait to go :) !!!
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Gingerbread Zombie - Christmas Ornament
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Zombie Stocking - Christmas Ornament
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Zombie Mistletoe - Christmas Ornament
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Victor Negreiro's “Santa vs. Zombies” 

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A nice variation on the theme. We usually see Santa zombies (as if)
but Victor Negreiro's big guy's kicking undead butt! (via Zombie Research Society)


Zombie Apocalypse Gingerbread House 

Talk about tooooo much time on your hands Gezzzzz Mon !!!
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Perk Up Your Holiday Dead Tree Zombie Santa Ornament 'n Gift Tag:
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YOU KNOW YA WANNA !!! COME ON YOUR TREE WILL LOOK AWESOME !!! :)
Download:zombie-santa-ornaments.pdf

“Zombie Santa Ornament” (PDF) 133KB  http://riseagainthenovel.com/downloads/zombie-santa-ornaments.pdf

This simple ornament will provide you and your family with hours of nourishing, home-style fun. Print six thousand of them and make garlands! Get one tattooed on your forehead!

Simply cut and paste the two halves together, or leave loose and use as gift tags. Or laminate on sheet aluminum and use as a throwing star!


YOU SEE I AM NOT ONLY ALL ABOUT ZOMBIES, EVERY MONSTER SHOULD HAVE AT
LEAST ONE 2 MINS OF FAME HERE ON O.S.F.F.R :)


Frankenstein Monster’s Christmas Wish List
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Dear Santa,

Except for occasional temper tantrums, I have been a good boy all year long.

Here is what I would like for Christmas…

• Flame-retardant clothing

• Pitchfork repellant

• Singing lessons

• Moisturizing cream

• Bolt polish

• Big firetruck

• Batteries (lots)

• Nicer friends

Thanks Santa, you rock!

– Franklin



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TODAYS MOVIE PIC-and QUOTE-O-DE-DAY


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Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010)
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Storyline

In 1994, a group of scientists discovered a cave in Southern France perfectly preserved for over 20,000 years and containing the earliest known human paintings. Knowing the cultural significance that the Chauvet Cave holds, the French government immediately cut-off all access to it, save a few archaeologists and paleontologists. But documentary filmmaker, Werner Herzog, has been given limited access.............



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HAVE A GREAT DAY !!! DON'T WORK TOO HARD
SMILE AND REMEMBER MUCH LOVE :) TALK TO YOU
SOON, CANT BELIVE IT IS ALMOST CHRISTMAS !!
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:) MORENO 10

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