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NOTE TO READER THIS WAS DONE LAST FRIDAY
I AM AT A CLIENTS HOUSE
AND DECITED TO SEND OUT WHAT
I DID LAST WEEK , I SHOULD HAVE MY NET BACK SUNDAY or MONDAY
STAY SAFE AND BE GOOD :)
It's Friday !!!!
Damn it was A long Week
Lets Just Do Funny ToDAy :)
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Ummmm DO NOT Take your Kids Here ROFL |
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Where in the world is Bin Ladin?
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Maybe we should look at Cancun next spring break!!
And no cell phone, either!
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Accidental Horse Whisperer?
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Golf - A Self-Selective Endeavor
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Small Brain + Bad Password = Funny Moron
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The Cheap Tooth Fairy
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Kid - Yeah.
CaptiousNut - Is it your first one?
Kid - No. I've already lost some.
CaptiousNut - How much did you get
from the tooth fairy?
Kid - Two dollars. [or three or even
less]
CaptiousNut - Wow. You're supposed to get $20.
NOW YOU SEE THE EYES WIDEN
AND THE WHEELS SPINNING IN
THEIR LITTLE DOMES...
Kid - Really?
CaptiousNut - Every kid I know gets $20 for each tooth from the tooth fairy?
Kid - Well I only get----
CaptiousNut - You put it under your pillow, right?
Kid - Yeah.
CaptiousNut - And it's gone in the morning, right?
Kid - Yeah.
CaptiousNut - Well, you should be
getting $20 per tooth?
WHEELS SPINNING...
And this is where it gets really good.
Because you only start this
conversation when either their mother
or father is within earshot. Watching
their muted reaction. ROFL
CaptiousNut - $20 is the going rate now. [So and so, choose someone
they know] just lost a tooth and found
$20 under their pillow...
Right about now the kid is actively
trying to pull out their next tooth .
CaptiousNut - I'm pretty sure that you'll get $20 for your next one. Also, the two front teeth are $30 each!
Obviously, the nearby parent wants to
kill , but can't reveal their *fairy*
identity in front of their deprived kid
and must therefore swallow their anger.
TRY IT !!!! :)
I Have Been Wanting To Post This For Awhile Now :)
Instruction for parents
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TODAYS MOVIE QUOTE and PIC :)
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Johnny: It's like the mist is what's pretty, ya know? All gold and silver.
Ponyboy: Hmm
Johnny: Too bad it can't stay like that all the time.
Ponyboy: Nothing gold can stay.
Johnny: [his last lines] Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
DON'T WORK TO HARD
and A AWESOME HALLOWEEN
MISS DOING THIS
AND MISS YOU
LOL I JUST NOTICED
THAT IT HAS BEEN
1 WEEK TO THE DAY
Since i lost my net >.<
LOL I JUST NOTICED
THAT IT HAS BEEN
1 WEEK TO THE DAY
Since i lost my net >.<
MORENO 10 |
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