Hello OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nurse :)
YES I AM BACK
And Let Me Tell you it is FUCKING
NICE !!! SUX WHEN YOU HAVE NO NET
AND CANT MAKE PPL LAUGH AND TELL
THEM YOU LOVE AND MISS THEM
SO HERE I AM SAYING IT NOW :)
LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED ")
Guy had the “audacity” to start his own country…in Nevada ROFL.
MINE WOULD BE " MORENO 10's LAND " "MOTTO Get Your Shit and GET OUT "
His Excellency, President Kevin Baugh
Oooh sun-dried as well. I wonder whose job it is to scrape the road kill into the cans? YUMMMMY NOT!!
Hey big boy, nice trunk
What where they thinking ?
What Would Tiger Do?
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her
husband, "I have a confession to make. I'm not a virgin. I've been
with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods, the golfer."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that."
The couple then makes passionate love. When they finish, the husband
gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the
"I'm hungry. I'm calling room service."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time.
When they finish, he goes back to the phone.
"What are you doing now?" she asks.
"I'm still hungry, so I'm going to ring room service for some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.
Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the
phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
Fresh Pork Do This At your Store :) I Dare Ya :)
No Really I Dare You <--------------->
( Birthdays are commmming ) I Think I want a pair ROFL
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two pretty prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, unfortunately, is not able to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that,
through the wall of the next room, he hears his little buddy shouting out cries of, “Here I come again! …ONE, TWO,
THREE…UUH!!” all night long.
So the next morning, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go?” The first mutters, “It was SO embarrassing. I
could not get a hard on!”
The second dwarf shook his head. “Well, you think that’s embarrassing?”
“I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed!”
An Old Fart
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window.
After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her
up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing
it in 2009 also....
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
infected with AIDS.
* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP,
LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc….
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to
Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will
get sick from the rat faeces and urine..
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot
she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take
my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl!
she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account
to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or
Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi
Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next
10 seconds, a bird will P on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now......... ......... ...but who knows.
So please forward.
I THINK IT IS TIME FOR SOME RANDOMNESS ( ok truth is I have nothing to write about haven't had time to surf for the fun shit :) )
|UMMMmmmm YUMMMYYY I think :)|
|@scotty yelling DO AS IT SAYS !!!!|
|HOW TO MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY ROFL|
|That is what i am talking about!!!!!|
|@scotty yelling Ahhhh The Good 'OL Days|
|@scotty yelling See I Told You..... Damn I need A smoke|
|@scotty yelling @scottyelling|
|FUCK YAHHHHH !!!!!!|
DILDO OF THE WEEK
|@scotty yelling LOL I WOUNDER HOW IT WORKS ?|
YEP !!! IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN !!!!
MOVIE OF THE DAY....
Mr. Kornfeldt: None for me, actually. I like to stay awake and alert.
Jen Kornfeldt: None for me, either.
Mrs. Kornfeldt: Okay, so, just the three chardonnays then.
HAVE A AWESOME DAY
DON'T WORK TO HARD
AND THANKS FOR READING