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Monday, November 22, 2010

FunDay MonDay

 
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Hello I Hope You Had A Great WeekEND 

JUST A QUICK NOTE TO GET STARTED
THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER
"WONDER BEAN"
HE WILL BE MAKING
HIS FIRST ANIMATION
DEBUT IN A 4:00 MIN.
SHORT FILM :)
TIME WILL BE ANNOUNCED
HERE ")
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LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED


My New Day TODAY IS ...... CUDDLE YOUR BEAVER DAY :) so if you don't have one GET one OR BORROW ONE LOL :)


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Bacon Without Borders Suffers Campwide Heart Attack
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In a shocking, tragic, utterly foreseeable, yet ultimately unpreventable event, the entire Bacon Without Borders

camp suffered massive cardiac arrest. REMSA emergency services personnel blamed the fatalities on the massive

build-up of cholesterol and plaque in their overworked, but delighted hearts.

Though quick to arrive on the scene with defibrillators doctors were unable to revive a single soul. However, hours

later they were still excitedly giving mouth-to-mouth to the porcine-loving campers, many of whom still had

half-eaten, delicious bacon in their lifeless, greasy mouths.

“MMMMMmmmmmmmm, bacon!” stated Rangers on the scene. Bacon Without Borders provided hungry Burners delicious

crispety bacon daily from Bacon O’Clock to O’Bacon Thirty in a distribution system commonly known as “one slice of

crispy delicious cured pig for you, one slice of crispy delicious fried cured pig for me.”

The boyfriend of one of the campers–who identified himself as Michelangelo–was seen kneeling and shaking his fist at

the sky. Witnesses believed he yelled, “Why would a kind and loving God do this? Why would they create something so

amazingly wonderful that is so terribly bad for you? ”

Burners of all ages, races, creeds, colors and nutritional orientations were turning the camps “Sin baconemhaud

valens vita” statue into a makeshift memorial.

The BWB camp was widely known to drink bacon-infused bourbon, eat bacon-infused chocolate and fuck with

bacon-infused lube. Unsurprisingly, this led to the rapid-development of porcine-plaque in the bloodstream and later

to a campwide myocardial infarction.

This was the only surviving member of Bacon Without Borders.

only surviving member Squrilly

When asked if the county would be performing autopsies to determine cause of death, the Washoe County Coroner nearly

peed himself laughing. “I guarantee you it’s not lupus,” replied Washoe County coroner, Dr. House.

A Radio Free Burning Man report stated that a Thunderdome procurement agent was busy bartering for the release of

the delicious Bacon Without Borders campers’ bacon-filled corpses to the Death Guild commissary.









A surefire way to pass in College
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Failing in College?
Not anymore with this technique guaranteed to get you A’s
 

This e-book is going to a way that will allow you access to the best resources available, it will help you immensely

in your studies, and was a big part of my success at a state University! This is my first e-book and I am going to

make things very simple and to the point.

There are only a few simple steps that will allow you to get your hands on the best material out there, the material

guaranteed to get you a good grade in your class. This guide will show you how to get the professors materials for

the tests and homework as given by the book publisher. Many professors use these as they are readily available and

so they don’t have to create their own class material.

    * Take a look at what book you are using in class. You may even borrow it from a fellow student. Get the publishers name and name of the book.

    * Find the publishers website. Ascertain wether the book you are using has “professor materials” on the website,

it will usually be called, “professor login” or “professor account”, something to that effect. If so, continue.

    * Setup a fake gmail account w/ the first and last name of a professor in the field of the class you are taking.

This could be a professor from a totally different school. Ex. Drpeterson@gmail.com

    * Most publishers have a place to request a temporary professor account so that they can review the book and

materials to see if they want to use it in class. If there is a link, simply request an account using the email address you previously created.

    * In the e-mail, make it sound official, and use the credentials of the borrowed professor of you’re choosing.

    * The publishing company should then send you a temporary username and password to the professor section of the site. Once you get this, you are golden. You can now go in andrip all the tests and homework for the course.
* You can then use this for your own personal use, or sell to others and profit even greater.
* You can also use Myspace/Facebook to find others in your class that want this same material, and sell it to them.

I hope you enjoyed this technique. It came in very handy several times in college.




I fuck on the first date! ( Ummmmm OK )
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How to tell people about your party…
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Audi called out BMW - Massive Fail
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My girlfriend hasn’t quite figured out how to cyber
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Ad Backfire…This kinda makes me want to try weed…
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I love College Speech Class
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Sometimes its nice that your parents lived through the ’60’s
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GOING TO SPIN THINGS A LITTLE HERE  :) A COUPLE OF VIDS I RE-RE CUT

OHHH THE HORROR
video
video
Not Really a recut-just wanted to put this one on . ENJOY


OMG !!!!! A New Product who would have thought
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Our poor, poor parents! ROFRL in Your Face Mom and DAD 
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I always wanted a white sister
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THANK YOU SATAN !!!!! 
Back IN a FEW MINS ROFL :)

























 I thought the website said that my butt plug would be sent in a discreet package… Lying Bastards
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5 Mario Kart Police Reports




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Jesus' Awkward Homecoming

God: Hey kiddo! Welcome back up!

Jesus: …

God: Man, you look great! Long time no see. You want some ice cream? I’ll get us some ice cream.

Jesus: So…crucifixion, huh?

God: Oh…what? Oh man! That’s, uh, terrible! I had no idea. Wow, that sucks!

Jesus: I think you had some idea…

God: Well, I uh-

Jesus: You know, being God and all. Omniscient. Lord of all creation. Feel like you may have heard.

God: Well, maybe a vague inkling, I suppose-

Jesus: It was kind of like a big deal. They made a book about it. The Book.

God: Yeah?

Jesus: Yeah. Best seller. Only seller. Figure it would have gotten back to you. With your son, you know. Only son,

dying in awful pain. Thought you'd get a text or two.

God: Okay, so I may have-

Jesus: Did it specifically have to be by crucifixion? Do you know how much that sucks? How about death by hummus. Or

you know what else? Death by, literally anything else.

God: Jesus, I said I was sorry.

Jesus: Or you know what else is good? Not death. We could have tried that. Not killing me.

God: Well, yeah, but for man's sins...

Jesus: Yeah, you know what else is a sin? Killing the son of God. So kinda cancels out the my forgiveness thing.

Back to square one.

God: C'mon, Jesus. Be cool. Why didn’t you just use your super-powers?

Jesus: …what.


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 I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS PIC EXCEPT

WTF
ROFL


DILDO OF THE WEEK 
 the "CHOPPER"


 
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OK READER
YOU KNOW WHAT 
TIME IT IS ..........
IT'S MOVIE PIC and QUOTE 
TIME...

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Date Night (2010)
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Brad Sullivan: I thought everything was fine, really. But you know what? We are stuck in these roles together and we can't break out of them, you know? It's like that Asian dude in "Sixteen Candles", Long Dik Dog.
 

Phil Foster: Long Duk Dong.
 

Brad Sullivan: Long Duk Dong. That dude!

Claire Foster: If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!


Only Because Tina Fey is....... HOT
No Really it is a funny Movie
AND Tina Fey is HOT :)
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HAVE A GREAT DAY
DON'T WORK TO HARD
:)


MORENO 10


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