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Good Morning or Afternoon

Folk Todays Blog Should be Pretty Funny so

Sit Back Drink Your Coffee and Enjoy

Ohhh Shit This stuff was fun to look up

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Train- shake up christmas
This one is Personal... Lets All
Remember What We Love And what This season
Means no matter where in the world we are
Love Always wins.....So Little Girl that made a wish,
the Little boy that made a wish "let me meet a girl one day
who wants to spread some love this way" IT's CHRISTMAS TIME ")

Christmas vacation school project

The school project: Wile on Christmas vaction take a video of you holiday
Mrs. Smith
Mom to child:
    * Hey kiddo, how is the school project doing?
    * Very good mom, I’m almost done!
    * Great! Did you make a video as planned?
    * Yes, I taped it saturday night, and I put it on Youtube. Already, thousand of people saw it. I will present it in class tomorrow.
    * Good! And what was the subject of this school project?
    * I called it “Mom and Dad”, and I used your names for the Youtube video.
    * Aw, so sweet! I can’t wait to see the video!

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Santa Claus’ Christmas Blog

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Well, the Christmas elves wanted to try something different today.You know my elves!They are always creating and trying out new things!

Would you like to find out what they were up to this time? I think you might be surprised!

As I said, those Christmas elves are always creating and trying out new things. Of course, Clumsy is still a bit touchy about the time he tried to cross an EZ Bake Oven with a water blaster gun. He thought he could make a gun that shot donuts! Anyways, the other elves called him Clumsy Crisp for a while. It did take a while before his hair did not stand straight up too. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Well, today, the elves wanted to try making a youtube video.What is youtube you ask? That is ok. I asked the elves that same question! youtube is like a movie you make yourself.
Would you like to see what one of my elves made?
Then turn your speakers on and click to watch a Christmas Elf !

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Funny Christmas Dress!

Ladies, if you still have not decided what to wear for Christmas, here is a suggestion for you: A very funny Christmas dress, as shown in this funny picture!

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A green dress, with a red belt and a nice hat. :-) OK, I guess it can be a little bit annoying to walk with these kind of clothes, especially to enter the car, go to the restroom, sit at the table to enjoy the Christmas meal, etc. :P

OK, not very practical then, but you have to agree that with a dress like this one, you would be sure to be the only one wearing it! No one else, friends or family members,would have the same dress this Christmas. ;-) Or Address for that matter ROFL, Hummm I know some one that would look fab in it MG Could stand in the Corner like a christmas tree

Money for the year 2011

I would like to inform all of my friends who sent me emails promising me happiness, good fortune and money in 2010 that:
IT DID NOT WORK
So for 2011, please just send me the money directly, thanks.
Have a great day !
Moreno 10

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FA RA RA RA RA " NURFF SHRAID"

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HORY SHRITTT!!!!! DREEER MREEAT :)

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Christmas decorations!

Cool! Funny Christmas decorations for your bathroom! Impress friends and family
with it this year for Christmas! Make sure you put the seat down !!! And No Drunk
realatives pissing on santas face >.<

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Bringing home a Christmas tree

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Buying a good looking Christmas tree is one thing, but bringing the tree back home
is just as important. So please don’t bring it back home this way, it might not
look as good as when you bought it!

2 feet of snow!

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Is this what happens when 2 feet of snow fall on the same day?
Those who made this had a good sense of humor! I guess this joke would not be as
funny in Europe, where they would say “60 centimeters” of snow.

Big Santa Claus !

Wow! I never saw such a big Santa Claus! Being more that 40 feet, it could have
beaten the actual World Record of the actual tallest Santa Claus.
Sadly, it did not last long enough… That is so sad.. Ummmmm Some
Smoker is So not getting presents for Christmas.

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Christmas desserts !
WHAT ? You still do not know what will be your Christmas desserts this year ?
Please do not panic. I’m here to help. I WANT MY YUMMY CAKE :)*winks TASTY
WARM CAKE !!! CAKE I TELLS YOU !!! ")

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Christmas light Bills I mean buildings

Ah, Christmas lights ! Adding Christmas lights of different colors to the house is
a tradition in place for decades now.
So if you want some ideas for adding LOTS of Christmas light on your house, here
are some pictures!
But, as you’ll see, some people tend to overuse them…

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A gift for the rich people!

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Billy Idol

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OK WTF after all these Years as a Billy Idol FAN ( and i do mean big fan) !!!!! and I AM THE LAST ONE To KNOW HE DID A Christmas Album ..... WHY BILLY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!
I would add links but MY ohhhhh Myyyyyy NOoooooooooooooooooooo , ohhhhhhhhhhhh
the Humannnnattttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! ROFL
he sounds like Elvis :)

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YESSSSSSS !!!

TODAYS MOVIE PIC and QUOTE


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Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

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Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, are you trying to impoersonate someone?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I'm Santa Claus, damn it. I look just like him I'm jolly.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [Nudges left and right] And I'm fat-ish.
Jeff Dunham: You're not fat.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I am if I'm a supermodel.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [Crowd laughs weakly] Screw you, that's funny!
Jeff Dunham: You're fat, well, what happened to your big, fat tummy?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: It's over there, over there and up there.