Star Wars Tuesday

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Ello Folk Well Today Is a Off Day I Hadn't had much time to look for Things For This one as much as I would have Liked to, The Storm

Keeped the computer off most of the day and night, so i will do my best with what i did 

find :) 

some ppl might ask.... John Why do you write this when you are so down...?
Simply put... To make THAT PERSON SMILE... If that person dosen't smile
then I am Not Happy... so to Make smile and hope is my WAY :)

Journey Don't stop Beliving...

A Funny Vid To Get Us Started

I LOVE Chewwwweeeeesssess

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Everything You Need for a Perfect Star Wars Christmas

 Star Wars! Christmas is just around the corner and I wanted to prepare you with the best in Star Wars Christmas gifts, Star Wars Toys and all the Yoda Christmas decorations you could possibly need.  SO BE IT JEDI ROFL :). ( a Nerds Xmas list )
  
 *1 The Wampa Rug

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This year, replace the boring old tree skirt from under your Christmas tree and go with a Wampa Rug. Or use it as a place to snuggle up in front of the fake Christmas Yule Log on TV. . The Star Wars fangirls will love the high-quality synthetic fur, plush pillow head and fearsome claws. Important Note: Unfortunately you only get the Wampa rug. Slave Leia is NOT included and we double-dare you to make any comments about how she isn't featured until the next movie. 

* 2  Star Wars Pajamas, Robes, and Slippers

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  Everyone wants to be comfy when opening presents on Christmas, that's why you need to prepare with these Starwars lounge pants, Jedi bath robe, and yoda slippers. So you can be stylish and comfy when you receive your lightsaber. Oops, did I spoil it?!

* 3 Yoda Stocking 
 

 

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 Yoda Head Stocking
Not even the Grinch would mess with this stocking guarded by the Jedi Master! Yoda stocking measures 21" long! just for the Jedi Fool Opps I mean person.

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Yoda Ornament, Christmas Lights & Tree Topper

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Hallmark Exclusive Yoda OrnamentLight-up Yoda Figural Tree TopperYoda String Light Set Deck the halls Star Wars style this year with this set of Yoda string lights featuring 10 molded plastic Yoda's on a 30" wire, a bas-relief Yoda ornament will teach you in the ways of the force. Or just make your friends and neighbors green with tree envy. Limited edition of 1,500. And add the finishing touch to your Christmas tree by adding the light-up Yoda tree topper. Yoda's lightsaber lights up.WOW Good Hunting ...
 
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Yoda Nutcracker

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This highly collectible limited edition Yoda nutcracker is the 2nd in a series of these German handcrafted works of art. Limited to 7500 , 7500 so buy the one on the RIGHT made in CHINA 7500 billion made :) Go CHINA we must


HOLY SHIT !!!! ROFL This one is Funny Yet Creepy ok Funny hummmm But yet CREEPY >.<

*6 Back Buddies
Star Wars Chewbacca Back BuddyStar Wars Yoda Back Buddy

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Take Chewbacca or Yoda with you everywhere! Great for carrying school supplies and more. This stylish and unique Star Wars Chewbacca and Yoda back buddy ROFl I think some one just needs a Frikin' buddy :) 
*7 Chewbacca Shirt

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Chewbacca Costume Shirt

Be the Lamest person at the Halloween party or just around town in this ultra fashionable Chewbacca costume t-shirt from Junk Food! Love The name you will NEVER GET A GIRL WITH THAT SHIRT :)

*8 Yoda Force FX Lightsaber

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 Showcase your passion for the Force with this official replica of Yoda's lightsaber from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. Ignite the glowing, bright green blade with realistic power-up and power-down light effects and four authentic lightsaber sound effects that have been digitally recorded from the movie -- including power-up, idle hum, clash and power-down. A durable metal hilt looks and feels like a real lightsaber, along with a sturdy, permanently attached blade. When not in your grasp, proudly show off your galactic weapon in the specially designed base. And When You STILL Don't Have A Girl Friend ...... Actually If You Had A good Mind AND a Girl Friend You could use your Imaganation but NO NERD BOY ...... Since You Still Don't Have a GF Here You Go ....

*9 Slave Leia Maquette
Animated Slave Leia Maquette

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Princess Leia Organa get's the animated treatment! With a sinister Salacious Crumb perched at her side, Leia is posed in her famous "Metal Bikini." Featuring a real metal chain, large hoop earrings and sitting on a Jabba's Palace themed base. This version of Leia has easily been the most requested character. Cast in high quality poly-stone no detail was over looked. This strictly limited ( cause nerds masterbate to it ) edition collectible is sure to sell out. Our Princess also comes hand numbered, accompanied by a matching certificate of authenticity. ROFL I have can go on forever but next item is.....

*10 And Since You Still HAVE NO GIRL FRIEND 

MY I SUGGEST a PRINCESS Leia BLOW UP DOLL ?
Well They Don't have one so your nerdy little ass can just use a poster ...

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Holy Shit Nerd Boy Whilst looking on the net I SANTA MORENO10 Found you this
Better Then a poster ROFL ..... ENJOY NERD BOY

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Off The Path For A sec BOOK REVIEW

Shit My Dad Says –

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Alright, this is a bit of a cheating post, I need a free pass every once in a while. Shit my dad says is the funniest damn book. Here’s an excerpt:

On accidents: “I don’t give a shit how it happened, the window is broken… Wait why is there syrup everywhere? Okay, you know what? Now I give a shit how it happened. Let’s hear it.”
This book get’s 72 out of 72 virgins in heaven… that’s a shitload of virgins… If you’ve never heard of this, seriously consider buying this book. It’s less than $10 Bucks. 

Top Ten Failed Force Powers

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10. X-Ray vision: for checking out what the other gender jedi were hiding under their robes. Banned by Yoda (something to do with small-man's complex).

9. Super-Complaino-Power: the ability to complain one's way out of any tough situation (see Luke Skywalker)

8. Insect Repellant: ability to generate an insect repelling force field

7. Rejection Perception: ability to see if opposite gender will reject or accept a dinner date proposal before the proposal is made (this way, the studly line, "you could use a good kiss," would be met with something other than, "I'd just as soon kiss a wookie."

6. Coffee Warming Power: ability to warm a cup of coffee with hands (or other small snack items sorta like a microwave).

5. Ability-to-see-sith-coming-out-of-thousand-year-hiding-and-start-taking-over -galaxy-power: (see TPM)

4. Ewok-Exploding-Power: deemed too close to the good side/bad side borderline for universal use.

3. Nookie-stamina-increasing-power: really tried on this one, ladies, and is still in development today. requires lots of practice with a willing partner...

2. Extra-sensory-clitoral-proximity-locating-power: (goes with three) 'been trying for THOUSANDS of years on this one, ladies, and haven't given up yet, rest assured. Your urgent requests have kept it at #2 again. It remains one of the great mysteries of the Galaxy. In fact, its probably because so much jedi mental resource was being used to develop this power that #4 failed. Could be, you never know! Stop throwing stuff at me!

1. Bad-joke-protection 

 

This One Is Funny

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Another Movie I Just Put Together
pics by some guy off the net . movie by ME

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MOVIE PIC and QUOTE

oF THE DAY

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Frozen (2010)

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Parker O'Neil: Okay then, Lynch, what *is* the worst way to die?
Joe Lynch: What...
Parker O'Neil: No, no, no, you have an answer for everything. What is you biggest fear?
Joe Lynch: That's easy. The sarlacc pit.
Parker O'Neil: I'm sorry, the what?
Joe Lynch: The sarlacc pit. From "Return of the Jedi". Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a 1000 years - worst death ever.
Dan Walker: [in a mocking whiny voice] Dan, why don't I ever have a girlfriend? Why?  

Have A GREAT DAY

DON'T WORK TO HARD

WILL SEE YOU SOON

 SMILE and REMEMBER

LOVE IS NEVER FAR AWAY 

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MORENO10

And soon I will have my cake, I asked NICE

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Running out of Elvis songs >.<

   
Elvis Presley: Don't Forbid Me Lyrics

Don't forbid me to hold you tight
Darling don't forbid me to hold you tight
Take me in your lovin' arms
'cause it's cold and I can keep you warm

Don't forbid me to talk sweet nothings
Don't forbid me to talk sweet talk
Take me in your arms baby please
'cause it's cold, it's cold and your lips might freeze          











sweet sweet cake

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