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COOL PIC HUH :)

Hello OMG Today is going to be a blast :) I Am Late To Do My Blog Because I Made A Vid...

You Will See Later In This Post Plus I Added A Cool Game To Play :) Hope You Had A Nice

Day Yesterday :) Was A Holiday Here ( don'y Know What It Was But None the Less was A Holiday)

Are You Ready For The Fun Stuff???? Lets GET IT ON !!!! :)

As You Know I CAN NOT Stand the Manning Brothers ( Such Babies) 

So Here Is A Stroy I can See Happning. ( sry No real pics COOPER could not be found)

"A Manning Family Christmas"

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Scene: The living room of the Manning Family home in New Orleans, Christmas morning. The Manning Family is gathered around the Christmas tree.

Eli: “Gee, thanks for my Sponge Bob knapsack, Santa!”

Archie: “Okay, kid gift time is over. What did you get me?”

(Peyton and Eli pick up a big box from under the tree and place it at their father’s feet.)

Archie: “Wow! It’s huge!”

Cooper: “I chipped in for the paper and the bow.”

Archie: “Who are you again?”

Cooper: “Cooper. Your oldest.”

Archie: “My oldest what? Failure?”        

Cooper: “No … son.”

Archie: “Shut up, failure.”

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Cooper: “Yes, sir.”

(Archie excitedly tears into the package and opens up the top of box. He pulls out a sweater.)

Archie: “What the? What is this? A f—king sweater?”

Peyton: “Yeah, dad. We thought it would look good on you. You know, for TV. I got it at the best men’s clothier in all of Indianapolis!”

Archie: “Indianapo-? … let me tell you little turds something. I don’t even like football, okay? I played it for you. I went to college for you. I toiled for years for that piece of crap Saints franchise for you. I learned all about the game for you. So one day I could raise two sons, teach them everything about the game, and they could go on to become the two highest-paid players in the NFL. Why? So they would be super rich and I could get some kickass Christmas gifts.”

Cooper: “Umm … three sons, dad.”

Olivia: “Shut up, Cooper. Your ashamed father is talking.”

Archie: “I did everything for you guys. I even risked this moron’s reputation out of college by forcing him to the New York market.” (He gestures toward Eli, who has somehow zipped his head inside his Sponge Bob knapsack.) “And all I wanted was some great, high-priced Christmas gifts out of it. That’s all. That was my whole goal. I made you the two richest players in football. And I get a … a … sweater?”

Peyton: “Gee. Sorry, dad.”

Eli: (muffled inside his knapsack)

Cooper: (weeping into his hands)

(There is a knock at the front door. Archie gets up and answers it and let’s a delivery man inside.)

Delivery Man: “Are you Archie Manning?”

Archie: “Yes, I am.”

Delivery Man: “I have a brand new Maybach for you out front. It’s from Tom Brady.”

Peyton: “Dammit! Brady!”

Archie: “Tom Brady? What for?”

Delivery Man: “Well, it says here that he just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and thank you for all you have done for football.”

Archie: “Amazing. What a guy!”

Delivery Man: “Also, because Peyton and Eli haven’t given you any grandchildren, he left one of his extra babies in the trunk.”

Eli: “Yes! A play friend!”



10 Crazy Old Christmas Ads

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HERE Is THE GAME I PROMISED ")

Super Santa Kicker

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Katy Perry On The Simpsons

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After her first attempt at working in animation with Sesame Street was a fail due

to her over exposed cleavage, Katy Perry decides to give cartoons another try. 

Katy appeard as a live person, and not animated, while the rest of the Simpson

stars appeared as puppets.In the episode of The Simpsons, Katy played Moe's

girlfriend and then lead the cast into "The 39 Days of Christmas". Sounds

hilarious! MO' CLEAVEG !!!!!

MY MOVIE I JUST FINISHED ROFL

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Rudolph Balloon Christmas Parade OF DEATH !!! Booom, headshot!!!

 

Meanwhile On An Airplane..

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A man clutches his chest and keels over into the aisle.
Stewardess: OH MY GOD! IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THIS FLIGHT?
Doctor: I'm a doctor. Step aside.
Stewardess: Is there anything you need?
Doctor:  Yes. Is there a nurse on this flight?!
Nurse: I'm a nurse.
Doctor: Dammit, there's no time. He stopped breathing and if we don't act fast,
we'll lose him.
Nurse: He's gone.
Stewardess: What? How?
Nurse: Is there a pathologist on this flight?!
Pathologist: I'm a pathologist.
Doctor: Any ideas?
Pathologist: From the way he fell it looked like a myocardial infarction. We won't
know for sure until the results come back from the lab.
Stewardess: Wanna dumb that down for me? I'm not a rocket scientist.
Rocket Scientist: A heart attack.
Stewardess: Wow. A rocket scientist, a doctor, a nurse, a pathologist. What are
the odds?!
Statistician: Roughly 1 in 140,000.
Doctor: Is there a pilot on this flight?
Pilot: Of course.
Doctor: We're going to need to turn this plane around.
Pilot: What about the career fair?
Career Fair Coordinator: I guess that can wait.

A CUTE Christmas Poem

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Let's Kiss For Christmas
Let’s Kiss For Christmas,
For our love is strong,
Let’s Kiss For Christmas,
Together is where we belong,
With passion so much brighter,
Than any sparkling light,
We’ve waited so long,
And prayed for this night,
Let’s Kiss For Christmas,

Let’s Kiss For Christmas!


ANOTHER ONE :)

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Come Home For Christmas

 
Unlock the door of your heart -

Enter the gentleness within.

Open the window of your soul -

Breathe in the season of miracles.

No matter how far you've traveled,

It's time to come home now,

Where Christmas abounds in love.

 She's gonna have to pull some strings to win this Sexy Santa contest.

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CLICK FOR LARGER PIC

AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT

I MEAN :)

You should see his mothers hat: I heart a divorce.

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Kevin!

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Santas Up-Date On Facebook

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Off The Wall Christmas Edition

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CHRISTMAS PIN-UPS :)

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NO

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I SEE YOU READING :) HEY STOP DOING THAT  THE BLOG IS ALMOST DONE

IT'S TIME FOR TODAYS MOVIE  QUOTE and PIC OF THE DAY

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Sling Blade (1996)

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fried potaters fried potaters fried potaters fried potaters fried potaters ROFL :)

Karl: Reckon what you like to eat in there?
Frosty Cream Employee: Well, the French fries are pretty good.
Karl: French fried potaters?
Frosty Cream Employee: Yeah, French fries.
Karl: How much you want for'em?
Frosty Cream Employee: They're .60 for medium and .75 for large.
Karl: 'Reckon I'll have me some of the big 'uns.
Frosty Cream Employee: All right, then, one large French fries?

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HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY

and A AWESOME WEEKEND

DON'T WORK TO HARD

SMILE LOVE and MISS

YOU ALL

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MORENO 10

IT's Almost time For My Cake , yummy yummy Cake :P

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  Elvis Presley - Got a lot o' livin' to do 

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Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do
A whole lot o' loving to do
Come on baby, to make a party takes two
Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do
A whole lot o' loving to do
And there's no one who I'd rather do it with-a than you

There's a moon that's big and bright in the milky way tonight
But the way you act you never would know it's there
So baby, time's a wasting
A lot of kisses I ain't been tasting
I don't know about you but I'm gonna get my share

Oh got a lot o' living to do
A whole lot o' loving to do
Come on baby, to make a party takes two
Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do
A whole lot o' loving to do
And there's no one who I'd rather do it with-a than you

There's a balmy little breeze
That's whistling through the trees
And it's telling you to pitch a little woo with me
Why don't you take a listen
You'll never know what you've been missing
Cuddle up a little closer and be my little honey bee

Oh got a lot o' living to do
A whole lot o' loving to do
Come on baby, to make a party takes two
Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do
A whole lot o' loving to do
And there's no one who I'd rather do it with-a than you

You're the prettiest thing I've seen
But you treat me so doggone mean
Ain't you got no heart, I'm dying to hold you near
Why do you keep me waiting
Why don't you start co-operating
And the things I say are things you want to hear

Oh got a lot o' living to do
A whole lot o' loving to do
Come on baby, to make a party takes two
Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do
A whole lot o' loving to do
And there's no one who I'd rather do it with-a than you


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Elvis Presley - Santa Bring My Baby Back (To Me) 

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I don't need a lot of presents
To make my Christmas bright
I just need my baby's arms
Wound around me tight
Oh oh santa hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

The Christmas tree is ready
The candles all aglow
But with my baby far away
What good is mistletoe
Oh oh Santa, hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

Please make these reindeer hurry
Well their time is drawing near
It sure won't seem like Christmas
Until my baby's here
Fill my sock with candy
And a bright and shiny toy
You wanna make me happy and fill my heart with joy
Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

Please make these reindeer hurry
Well their time is drawing near
It sure won't seem like Christmas
Until my baby's here
Fill my sock with candy
And a bright and shiny toy
You wanna make me happy and fill my heart with joy
Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me








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