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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Waky Wednesday

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WelCome Back For Another Day Of Fun :) I Hope You Had A Nice Day Yesterday :)

WE Start Off Today With ANOTHER Stupid Ass Parent :) Yep we ALL Know at least one ( Must Be A wallMart Hick Thang)

Suing Because Freedom Is Hard

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A mother is suing McDonald’s for making her kids want to eat there — and apparently she’s a horrible mother and they’re the boss or something. If she wins, I assume the kids will force her to spend all the money on toys. And when the kids are older, they’ll probably keep their mother’s corpse in the attic to keep collecting her social security. That’s what happens to bad mothers: corpse in the attic.
Anyway, this once again demonstrates the need for some remedial freedom as a disturbing number of people don’t seem to get the concept at all. Everyone in the country should have to attend, and if you fail you get fired out of a cannon so that you land in another country (or the ocean). I get to fire Bloomberg.

Serious Free Time at Work ( This is soooo Cool)

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Random Thoughts

No Labels will stop using words as they are a gateway drug to labels and will instead communicate through smells.

A semicolon is just a lowercase i that’s tripped.

The next RNC Chair should be Darth Vader so we can be a Party of “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Or, in China, the Party of “DO NOT WANT!”

You know that whiny hippie song about signs? Maybe No Labels should adapt that to being about labels and make it their theme.

Do you actually need a sign saying, “Long-haired hippie folk need not apply?” Isn’t that usually implied?

The Bucket Saga 
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“where’s mah bukkit?” asks teh walrus.
other walrus sez “oh noes!!1! ur bukkit iz gones”
“i will finds it” walrus sez and he goes seekingz teh bukkit
“oh hai! haz u seen mah bukkit?” walrus sez to kitteh

“i did not looks at ur bukkit” sez kitteh
walrus sez “halps me find mah bucket”
“i can has cheezburger?” askz kitteh

“halps me find mah bucket” sez walrus

“kthx” kitteh sez 2 walrus
but teh bukkit waz not founds
teh walrus did his searches more
at worldz ending, he have decided 2 goes in teh following world

In Morenos10's World
Barack Obama saw the walrus loping along, looking sad.

“A potential voter!” Obama cried. “Stop the car.”

The Cadillac Eldorado screeched to a halt. Obama hit the switch, the tinted window eased down, and a cloud of smoke emerged into the daylight.

The walrus looked at the car, and at the strange creatures inside. They looked vaguely like the man who he last saw with his bucket, but then again, somehow different.

“have u seen mah bukkit” the walrus asked.

“Oh, I know what he wants,” Crack Dealer Steve said.

“You always think that,” Bill Ayers said. “This guy, I can tell by the look on his face. He wants to blow up America. He’s mine.”

Jeremiah Wright sat silently for a few seconds. Then, “Go help the brother out, Barack.”
“Yes, sir,” Obama replied.
He pulled the handle, and the door to the Eldorado swung open.
“has u seen mah bukkit” the walrus asked as the tall man approached.
“You have a bucket?” Obama asked.

“mah buckkit has gone” said the walrus.

“A bucket?” Obama repeated, his eyes glowing with anticipation. He turned around and headed toward the trunk of the car.

As Obama headed to the trunk, the door to the Eldorado opened, and four ACORN workers emerged, running up to the walrus.

“I got him! I got him!” yelled the first one.

“He’s mine! He’s mine!” the second one cried.

The third one pushed the first two to the ground, only to feel number four grab a handful of his hair and jerk him to the ground.

“I speak Walrus,” number four said. “Goo goo ga joob.”

The other three ACORN workers recovered and descended on the walrus.

Overwhelmed, the walrus was unable to escape until he had registered to vote in 87 times in six states. He put the food stamps and cigarettes the ACORN workers gave him under his arm and slowly wandered away.

Meanwhile, Obama had popped the trunk and grabbed the bucket on top of the stash he kept on hand. He placed it on his head, then struggled to remove it.

“Not again,” the Secret Service agent said. He spoke into his wrist, “Seau TĂȘte is at it again,” referring to Obama by his new code name.
* * * *
The walrus looked at his bounty and grew sad.
“i miss mah bukkit” he cried.
He approached the border to the next world. He paused, wondering if the next world would be any better.
Taking a chance, he stepped into the next world.
Bizarro World
“has u seen mah bucket” the walrus asked.

“Yes, I have,” Barack Obama answered. “Your bucket had too many fish in it, and it was unfair to the other walruses and seals that didn’t have as many fish.”

“u has mah bukkit?” the walrus asked.

“Thinking of it as your bucket is selfish,” Obama told the walrus.

A small cat approached.

“i can has cheezburger?” the kitty asked.

“You can have a fish,” Obama told the kitty. He reached for the bucket that formerly belonged to the walrus, extracted a fish, and gave it to the kitty.

The kitty looked at the fish. It had obviously been in the bucket for some time. It smelled of decay. It looked like nightmare.
The kitty slowly backed away.
Looking up at Obama, the kitty asked again, “I can has cheezburger?”

“I know you have hope. Hope for a cheeseburger,” Obama said. “And we’re agents of hope. But we’re also agents of change. And your hope for a cheeseburger has been changed to a rotted, half-eaten fish. That’s the change we need. It’s the change you need.”

The kitty and the walrus looked at each other.
“i goes home” said the kitty.
“i goes to home to said the walrus.

And though they walked toward the border of Bizarro World and Moreno 10’s World, they were horrified to discover that Bizarro World continued. Where was Moreno 10’s World?

Their journey towards home continued. But when they reached where the border with moreno 10's World was, they found that Bizarro World continued.

There was no cheeseburger. In Moreno 10's World, the kitty wanted a cheeseburger. He didn’t get a cheesburger, but there was the hope of a cheeseburger.

There was no bucket. In Moreno 10's World, the walrus wanted his bucket returned. He wasn’t able to find his bucket, but there was hope of getting his bucket.

But all that was gone now.
There was only Obama.

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The glory of Confucius
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1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.

6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.

7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.

9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.

10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.

11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.

12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

14. Man with penis in peanut butter is ------- nuts.

15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

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The Cake From the Deeps
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Use the Eggos Luke
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Condoms as Strong as the Force

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 Use The Force then the Toilet Paper 

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Boba Blanks?
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Jesus Pawns His Guitar
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Show Off! 
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This Kid Knows What’s Up

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I Have the Same Problem

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Quite The Win.. Holy Shit that is in Mov Val. !
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Has to be Some Sort of Omen

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I must say that is kinda scary, nothing says " I LOVE YOU BABY" Like a rose with skulls ") personaly I think it is cool :) would make a killer tattoo , so-to-speak.

Aptly Named 

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They’re All Calling Batman 
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'Toy Story 3: Inception'  RE-RE CUT


A Real Goofy Movie?! ( This One Was Kinda Cool so I am Posting It )

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This Blog Is Not As Fuuny as Tomorrows , I have To Finish Moving >.< Which Frankly is GETTING MASS OLD

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I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
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No Quotes for this movie so I
put The Trailer... What can I say a Hot Chic
and a "killer instinct" Hummmmm reminds me of some one :)

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See You Soon
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Elvis Presley - Cross My Heart And Hope To Die 
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I can explain about last night
Though things didn't look just right
Please believe me there was nothing wrong
I thought about you baby all night long
Cross my heart, I hope to die
Well, I wouldn't tell you no lie

Talk about a piece of rotten luck
You do a friend a favor and you wind up stuck
She couldn't hold a candle to you, no siree
Very hard to handle like a model T
Cross my heart, I hope to die
Well, I wouldn't tell you no lie

Please believe me when I say
Wild horses couldn?t drag me away
From you 'cause I don't have to look too hard
To see what i've got in my own back yard
So, please forgive me and forget

don't say my alloy's all wet [unverified]
I miss those kisses from your honeycomb
This humble bumble bee just wants to fly back home
Cross my heart, I hope to die
Well, I wouldn't tell you no lie

I wouldn't tell you no lie
No, no, no, no, no, no
I wouldn't tell you no lie

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