WELCOME TO OFF STUFF FOR FUN READS

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Hello Folk , It is Tuesday , Time For Some Funny Waky Ass Stuff. Hope You Had A Great Monday, It Is Mass Raining Here It's Really Cool. BTW, YES I Know Yesterday When I said Congrats To Nikk I said (Excepted) ROFL I was making a , I can't Pell Joke. So Again Nikk Congrats. ON getting Accepted

To SFSU. You Rock Kiddo !!! Ok That Said Lets Get To Some Fun Stuff :)

We Can't Start The Day With Out OUR Weekly Simpsons :)

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"The Simpsons" Marge Be Not Proud (1995)

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Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Well Since EVERY ONE here in S.A Thinks OBAMA is Some Kind Of God, I Fell It is My Time To Make Fun Of Him and His Party

Funny Headlines

Obama Reacts to Egyptian Unrest Biden is on top of it all

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*Obama names his 12 lip stitches "Mark, Luke, John, Matthew, Paul, Peter..."

*Obama to cut Medicare as soon as debt panel finds a way to blame it on Republicans

*Obama to America: "Mumbai is awesome! Wish you were here. Wire money"

*Obama's final appeal to voters: Have the courage and integrity to rubber stamp my rubber stamps!

*Obama distances from himself in Charlottesville to woo Virginia voters

*Juan Williams hired by Fox News to represent liberals; show titled You've seen Juan, you've seen 'em all

*O'Riley the View sharia cartoonGoogle expands maps and street views to include Google Colonoscopy: zero in on target and get detailed view with few clicks of mouse. New program supported by several gov't agencies, most notably IRS

Cairo Time:

New romantic blockbuster from the White House
From the same people who brought you Stimulus, WTF, Sputnik Moment, and Eat Your Broccoli... a heart-wrenching international blockbuster of our times: Cairo Time... starring Hosni Mubarak, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton.

Sometimes you need to forget about national interests and remember your heart...

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Wife beater Michelle Obama

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Other suggestions:

"I’ll take you OUT, sucka"

"I waxed my shoulders to wear this"

You wanna dance mo fo?

I’m Finally Proud Of NASA.

For the first time in my life, I feel that I won’t be a second term First Lady.

"Paradigm Shift" with an arrow pointing down. Her rack mirrors America.

Free Mustache Rides.

"My other shirt is a Che shirt"

Buck Fush.

Man’s Country Yacht Club.

"Stay classy Shelly O"

Phuck U, San Diego

My brown wife beater is less racist.

Eat your heart out, Jackie Kennedy!

You’ve Made Enough Money.

FIGHT OBESITY - START HERE

Chicago Dept. Of Corrections.

I used to be a Sasquatch!

Anger Management Dropout

So I Put THIS Fist Up HIS Ass And Told Him, "You WILL Respect Me!!"

Tehran State U.

Love a Wookie!

Baby’s Momma

Que viva el presidente Chavez!

HEY OBAMA-A-A-AH!!

Save The Tatas.

F#ck the 2nd Amendment! The only guns I believe in! (arrows pointing to arms)

Welcome To My Nightmare.

Too Much Pie For You!

It’s A Commie Thing – You Wouldn’t Understand.

Socialism – It’s A Big F#cking Deal!

SEIU Nation

Just Drawing Attention Away From My Big Booty.

If the "Girls" were any lower, they would be "Boys."

"NASA" on the front, on the back … "where NO MAN has gone before"

"I see white people"

Yellow Peril - White Guilt - Black Holes

"Socialism … it’s not just for rat-people"

"Zimbabwe – a model for Amerika"

"Cuba – Heaven on Earth"

"North Korea – see the Future"

"But some are more equal"

Von Biatch

Tarp Out

You say Marxist like it’s a bad thing.

Don’t Ask Me For Sh#t.

Saginaw For Change.

I "club" My Husband.

Peaches and Herb – 40 Year Reunion.

I married a Social Climber from the bottom rung of the intellectual ladder

My other Husband is a Man

The Obama Administration: Destroying the country since January 20TH, 2010

Beauty is as beauty does, so get the F–k out of my way!

Lard Smuggler with fatitude

I Hate My Country, But I Love My Government.

Democratic Party Politburo refuses to give way to younger apparatchiks

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Soros escape pod seen over Los Angeles; clueless Pentagon denies 'action by U.S. adversary,' searches ocean bed for hatches and trap doors

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Ok THAT WAS BORING , I Have To Fix This Place My Pics Come Out All Odd and .....

Another Kidnapping...what a brave man

According to a leading Arab TV station, yet another US citizen
has been kidnapped in Afghanistan The following message in his own words, was transmitted by the media yesterday.

"I have been kidnapped by militants in Afghanistan. I doubt if I will ever be able to return home. Even if things get real nasty and I suffer inevitable torture, DO NOT pay any ransom money or attempt a rescue operation".

America does not deal with terrorists. Tell my wife and kids I love them.' (End of transmission)

This victim (whose name could not be published) is a man of
exceptional courage. He shall be honoured in all freedom-loving
countries of the world below is a photo of him with his kidnappers
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Nothing Serious, just Fun, Fun and Fun

Cool creations just for fun:

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Funny Condoms
Some Of These are Pretty Funny

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Funny- Cantonese Menu

Cantonese Menu
SUC MI PAGODA
Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969

That's "Two ate one - Sixty-nine, Sixty-nine"
PORKING IN THE REAR
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A LA CARTE
$2.69 each

CUM DROP SOUP
Fresh Every 2.7 Days

PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra

HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided

SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special

YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted

LUNCHEON SPECIALS

1. SUM YUNG CHICK..........$6.99
Different and Delicious
2. WON HUNG LO..............$6.99
Chinese Meatballs
3. SUM DUM FUC..............$9.69
Same - #1 But With Extra Sauce 4. CHU SUM TWAT............$16.99
Dinner - Parties Of 3 Or More
5. SUC MI PORK..............$9.69
Chef's Special FUC YU MAN...............$6.69
Specialty Of The House

DINNER COMBINATIONS
1. GOO IN HAND...........$9.69
For Those Dining Alone 2. GOO WEE CHICK.........$6.99
Sloppy Seconds - No Charge
3. CUM TU SOON...........$6.99
Order Early - These Go Fast 4. SUC MI WANG...........$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. SUM DUM CHICK.........$4.99
You Get What You Pay For 6. FUC MEI SLO...........$6.69
Not Available After 10PM
7. LIK MI CLIT...........$6.99
A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicacy 8. CHO KON IT............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. FUC SUM NOW...........$6.99
For Those In A Hurry 10. WAI TU YUNG..........$4.99
Not Available On School Nights

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The Power of Beer ( Click on link Below)

The Power of Beer

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Wooohoooo Since Monday was Not A GOOD Blog Day It is Catch up Time

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"OhMiBod Music Driven Vibrator"

Some Times I am So Lost For Words

NO PUN INTENDED

MOVIE PIC and QUOTE OF THE DAY

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The Dilemma

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HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT

Don't WORK TO HARD

SMILE and ALWAYS REMEMBER

I LOVE and MISS YOU

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MORENO 10

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Didn't Jorney Sing This Too?

I Heard it and was like Hum-mm

Elvis Presley: Anyway You Want Me

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I'll be a strong as a mountain,
Or weak as a willow tree,
Anyway you want me,
That's how I will be.

I'll be a tame as a baby,
Or wild as the raging sea,
Anyway you want me,
That's how I will be.

In your hand my heart is clay,
To take a mold as you may.
I'm what you make me, you've only to take me,
And in your arms I will stay.

I'll be a fool or a wise man,
My darling you hold the key,
Yes, anyway you want me,
That's how I will be,
I will be.
I'll be a strong as a mountain,
Or weak as a willow tree,
Anyway you want me,
That's how I will be.

I'll be a tame as a baby,
Or wild as the raging sea,
Anyway you want me,
That's how I will be.

In your hand my heart is clay,
To take a mold as you may.
I'm what you make me, you've only to take me,
And in your arms I will stay.

I'll be a fool or a wise man,
My darling you hold the key,
Yes, anyway you want me,
That's how I will be,
I will be.