OFF Stuff For Fun Reads: WoooHooo 100th Blog Post !!!!

Oh my god, it took me months to get here to my 100th blog post.

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Here it is! My 100th post!

Thank you to YOU FOR READING this
blog! I hope you have enjoyed all the music, movies, gadgets and of course
the OFF READS! To celebrate 100 blog posts

(which is quite a feat for me to
stay interested in anything that long)

(I Will be doing some new tweaks and things on the upcoming posts)

To be Honest, i have some drafts shelved waiting to be edited and
posted, so i could have reached here much sooner :p They've been sitting
there well, 1. because i'm just a major procrastinator and to simply put it,
I can never get what I want up or I find Something eles to write. 2. lack of
time and my net goes out or maybe just plain no idea. Then after a while, it
gets outdated and i just lost the interest to update them.
SO TOMORROW I CAN I HAVE THE HEARED STILL THE ONE
AFTER 100 :) Song IS A Hint BTW :)

SOOOOoooo LETS GET TO IT :) Got Some Odd Yet Fun Things For YOU TODAY

As I SAY ALOT HERE on THIS BLOG ,

THIS ONE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

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May Have Some Nudity :)

WTF what do I Mean MAY

IT DOES :)

WIDDLE WABBIT

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A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, Mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

Pubic Hare

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THE VIBRATING PREDATOR

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A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator."

"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says,

"That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like a son-of-a-bitch!"

WHITE GIRL WORKOUT

MASTURBATION DRIVES INVENTION

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In earlier times, scientists were trying like crazy to stop the blood flowing below the belt. Masturbation was considered the cause of all social ills, from psychotic violence to rounded shoulders. Some tried to cure the terrible scourge through prayer, others through diet - which is how an early version of Graham crackers were invented - but others knew that medical solutions were the only way. They noticed that people masturbated less under the influence of potassium bromide.

The substance was hailed as a specific treatment until enthusiasm waned when doctors noticed that people did everything less under the influence of potassium bromide. The compound was soon re-branded as a sedative, and masturbation was re-branded as something that drives the vast majority of internet traffic.

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IF I HAD ONE WISH...

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Today I met a fairy who would grant me one wish.

I said, "I want to live forever."

The fairy said "Sorry, I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said. "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads
out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

A MAN'S DESK IS A PORTAL TO HIS MIND!

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(William F. Buckley)

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(Nat Hentoff)

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(Albert Einstein)

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(Barack Obama)

WHAT DOES "SERVICE" MEAN?

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I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

    * Internal Revenue 'Service'
    * U.S. Postal 'Service'
    * Telephone 'Service'
    * Cable TV 'Service'
    * Civil 'Service'
    * State, City, County & Public 'Service'
    * Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
You are now as enlightened as I am!

DO YOU KNOW THIS COUPLE?

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If you recognize them, tell them that I found their camera!

A saucy — but not too saucy — Valentine’s Day gift

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Sexy Lace up Boyshort Thong

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Sexy Lace up Boyshort Thong

sheer lace up back boyshort with and enticing open crotch. Panties cannot be
returned by state law, please select your size carefully. < --------- Yes The Add Said

That .... ROFL ummmm I would hope that would common sense LAW !!

Male Chastity Belt

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Ok This Is Just ODD >.< you don't want to know what the
medical stuff is for ROFL.

SEX OUT DOORS

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LOOKS LIKE I RAN OUT OF STUFF

and I SWEAR this damn thing is just NOT

Working again Today >.<

on That NOTE :)

I HAVE SOME FUN VALENTINES

To SHARE :)

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TODAYS MOVIE PIC and QUOTE

of THE DAY

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Dean: In my experience, the prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is, which

makes you insane.
Cindy: I like how you can compliment and insult somebody at the same time,

in equal measure.

HAVE A GREAT DAY/NITE

DON'T WORK TO HARD

SMILE and ALWAYS KNOW

I LOVE AND MISS YOU

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MORENO 10

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Vday cake :) I WANT IT NOW

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Elvis Presley Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers

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Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
I won't weep and I won't moan
'Cause I found you and your love so true
And I'm keeping you for my own

Heads I win or tails I lose
I bet my heart to win your love
The day you kissed me, good luck was with me
And I thank my lucky stars above

I'm not the kind to play for fun
I only play for keeps and I'm
keeping all the love I won

Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
The loser has to pay the score
He lost you and I found you
And I'm keeping you for ever more

I'm not the kind to play for fun
I only play for keeps and I'm
keeping all the love I won
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
The loser has to pay the score
He lost you and I found you
And I'm keeping you for ever more
He lost you and I found you
And I'm keeping you for ever more
Yeah he lost you and I found you
And I'm keeping you for ever more
He lost you and I found you
And I'm keeping you for ever more

Should Have HAD This Done 3 Hrs ago but my net is way slow >.<

HOPE YOU ENJOY :)