OFF Stuff For Fun Reads: Happy Valentine’s Day

I just wanted To Wish A Very Happy Valentine’s Day :) To ALL MY FAMILY

A Family Is Like That

Sometimes a group of people

Will bring you happiness

In ways you never dreamed of,

In ways you can’t express.

A family is like that;

That’s why we want to say

How much I appreciate you;

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Let's go vintage Shall We :)

Note To All i am note One For Glitter graphics So I

hope you enjoy ROFL :)

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That was for the LIL Ones ( and Not So Lil Teen Nieces) :)Here Is some Creepy ones For The Adults :) If you love someone, do not, I repeat, do not present them with a Valentine's Day card like one of these. Unless they happen to be really into guns, being tied up, and/or cannibalism…then these very odd, totally creepy Valentine's Day cards will be RIGHT up their alley.

But in defense of these cards, it must be noted that they are all vintage examples. They all come from a time where images of kids with guns, or joking about suicide, or hitting a woman over the head with a bat didn't raise as many politically correct eyebrows as they would now. Some of them are odd by accident, others are just totally bizarre, no matter what era they are from .

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Cannibalism
Nothing says love more than the threat of cannibalism.

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Gun Toting Tot
His gun says "I Aim to Please You." Really, who would be pleased with a gun pointed at them?

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Can You Say Stalker?
The card says, "You built a wall so fast and strong, but with my magic ray it won't last long!" Yeah, this just says stalker with secret powers to me.

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Banana
Yes, it's just a banana, but a very phallic banana.

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Sexist
Then you have the slave girl card. "I'll take Orders from you anytime!" Yeah, you wouldn't see any woman buying this card now-and-days.

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The Worm May Turn
Wow. A total threat. "You'd better treat me right. Tho' you're the apple of my eye - there's others still in sight." Ouch.

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Skin Condition
Nothing says romance more than a full-on rash.

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Suicide Attempt Card
At least there was a happy ending.

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Bestiality
The cow is saying "Love Me" and the message says "Can't I bring you to your knees too?" But the placement of the cowgirl, well that's just weird.

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Eat Fuzzy Warms
Like who do you give this to? If you gave it to someone, it would just be so, so mean. MWWWahaaa haaaah ahaaaaa !!! Yep and My FAV Valentines Day Cards